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post #946 of 2848
post #947 of 2848

Could somebody release the fucking movie already so I don't have to endure this shit for much longer.

 

lefty

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You think this ends once the movie's out? Haven't you heard? Disney plans to keep releasing these movies forever.
post #949 of 2848

This is going to suck so much. I hold you responsible, Jr.

 

lefty

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I'm rewatching the prequels instead. I'd forgotten just how overloaded the dialogue is with callbacks to the original movies. Literally every couple minutes someone awkwardly apes a line, sometimes two.

What does that remind me of, I wonder?

Oh, yeah, Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness.
post #951 of 2848
Maybe you guys were aware of this, so you were able to enjoy ROTJ more than I was. But I have just been informed that by blowing up the A New Hope Plot Device Redux the Rebels committed Ewok genocide. All the Ewoks, and every other living thing on Endor, would have been dead in less than a week. Ewok holocaust.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

Sometimes these fantasy movies really do have a happy ending.
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Maybe you guys were aware of this, so you were able to enjoy ROTJ more than I was. But I have just been informed that by blowing up the A New Hope Plot Device Redux the Rebels committed Ewok genocide. All the Ewoks, and every other living thing on Endor, would have been dead in less than a week. Ewok holocaust.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

Sometimes these fantasy movies really do have a happy ending.

This is basically the plot device that anchors Neal Stephenson's recent novel Seveneves.
post #953 of 2848
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This is basically the plot device that anchors Neal Stephenson's recent novel Seveneves.


Awesome. I've always hated the Ewoks so I'm glad to know they're all dead.
post #954 of 2848
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Awesome. I've always hated the Ewoks so I'm glad to know they're all dead.

They hadn't even hit the bronze age yet. No big loss.
post #955 of 2848
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That's amazing.
post #957 of 2848
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Also you are crazy Harvey. ROTJ is a great movie, ewoks and all.
post #958 of 2848
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Also you are crazy Harvey. ROTJ is a great movie, ewoks and all.


The Vader/Luke fight is fantastic*. The Lando space attack is fantastic. Everything that happens on the forest moon is garbage.


EDIT - * I'm going to rewatch it tonight, but it might be the best sword fight of all time. Certainly up there with Robin Hood, Samurai 3, Rob Roy, etc.
post #959 of 2848
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Best sword fight of all time is from Princess Bride, but it's certainly up there.

ROTJ is many ways is the most "fun" of the OT. I enjoyed watching them rescue Han and even Endor has a lot of good things going on. Speeder bike chase anyone?
post #960 of 2848
Yup. Empire is the "best" of the star wars movies, but ROTJ is the most fun.
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