How could you possibly spoil this fucking movie? Character A you've never heard of and don't give a shit about kills character B you've never heard of and don't give a shit about. Who gives a shit? Spoil away.
Official: STAR WARS THREAD. These are the droids you're looking for. **WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!** - Page 79
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Edited by Suntory - 12/16/15 at 10:21pm
It's actually happening. The "Spoil-Jihadis" forced Del Rey to take down their Facebook page for their line of Star Wars books.
Dicks on the internet. Who knew?
And then was pissed when Colbert made a joke and spoiled the Luke/Leia sibling relationship the next day before she could watch ROTJ.
Ritter and Porters are getting married in line on Thursday afternoon, having flown in from Australia for the occasion. The long-engaged couple were already planning to travel to Los Angeles for the premiere, and when they heard that the Chinese Theatre was considering hosting a Star Wars-themed wedding, they immediately signed on. Besides, they always knew their wedding would be Star Wars-themed anyway.
The entire wedding will be filled with details from a galaxy far, far away, with hundreds of fans expected to attend in costume. Dunkin Donuts celebrated the day by giving fans coffee and donuts in the morning, and Baskin-Robbins is providing a custom Star Wars-themed wedding cake. Darth Vader will walk the bride down the aisle to “The Imperial March,” and although Ritter will wear a classic white dress, her mother handmade a fur wrap for the occasion, which the bride then decked out in crystal X-wing fighters.
Well, realistically-speaking, once you've had a wedding attended by hundreds of fans in costume, with a custom Star Wars-themed wedding cake and Darth Vader walking the bride down the aisle to “The Imperial March,” it's really all downhill from there once you have to face real life as a mundane couple of people on planet earth!