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Originally Posted by
tiger02 
If I did, you could be damn sure I'd be showing them off. "This one was from a feisty sniper. He wasn't as good as I was."
That's pretty much my only option, actually. I usually tell people the truth (surgery) if they ask, but I've made up stories in bars before, when I got tired of talking to the person. "Yeah, bar fight at this Hell's Angels place in Buffalo a couple years back."