Originally Posted by erictheobscure
Nah, you'd get a pass because it seems patently true.
If you'd said that he has
a huge twat, on the other hand....
His restaurant is terrible and his salami shop is staffed by a bunch of preening, over the hill hipsters dressed like they work in an auto garage taking twenty minutes to slice ham while flogging what they call cones of meat, which are basically those cone shaped dixie cups filled with leftover lunch meat. It is decorated with pictures of him dressed as motorcycle chef. It needs to be destroyed. With fire.
Not sure if any brunch is involved, but it appeals to the brunch crowd.
I also hate the word salumi. And the people who say it.