Is it possible that new members get at least an automatic reminder for using the search function before a first posting? I do not want to do injustice to the OP, but this strong reference to loafer with suit + square toe + kenneth cole + overall language sounds really like trolling.
Just out of curiosity, as a fairly new member myself, what do you think he would have searched for that would have enlightened him? "Good shoes"? "Shoes for suit"? The whole benefit of a "forum" is that it's place for 2-way communication... ask questions and get answers. Sure, the guy could have crawled the internet and probably found answers somewhere, but he came to this forum to ask the question. There's nothing more off-putting than to ask a question and get told "you're an idiot" without comment.
who do so (It's a lot like being a Redskins fan -- I love the team, hate the fans that I'm associated with). The OP comes here clearly looking for help. If you're not interested in helping, or you think he's asking silly questions (which is perfectly OK to think!) -- just don't post! It's as easy as that!