Whatever you say, maybe they stretched those fuckers out, but SLP is true to size. Vanity sized sure, but the measurements and sizes don't lie, they are reference level. If you are a 34 in RL, you would probably be a 36 in SLP. Anyway, Kind of fucked up you are asking for a refund for not doing your homework.
They were brand new.... not doing my hw I was expecting them to be skin tight lol, I've been lurking on this forum for a minute and it's kind of ridiculous how the sizing is all over the place so I believe you really don't know what you're going to get. If I'm spending $500+ on a pair of jeans you best believe I'm going to have the option for a refund cause if those fuckers don't fit like a glove those shits are being sent right back where they came haha. If you look all over eBay and grailed everyone is selling 2015 trash denim it looks they really fucked the measurements up here.