Originally Posted by Apollotrader
Have another drink or go over to streetwear, a Speedmaster is one of the most classic sport watches extant. It's like saying a blue blazer is trendy.
It is clearly a classic sport watch, just as the sweater he described is classic sportswear. Also an abacus is a classic tool for computation, a quill is a classic writing implement, a horse is classic transportation and cow dung is a classic home heating fuel.
Now please excuse me as I classically chop down a tree with my classic axe and classic hand saw, in order to fuel my classic wood-burning stove to cook my classic Northeast American meal of unseasoned boiled root vegetables that I will eat in classically sober fashion while browsing the internet on my classic Apple IIe.