I have to tell you the story of how I got banned from another forum, which is just like Style Forum except people discuss cats instead of clothes. When I was at work one day, my cat logged onto my account and started insulting all the posters there. What follows is a verbatim transcript of what happened. (Remember that the lines attributed to L'Incandescent are really my cat.)
L'Incandescent: All y'alls are gays besex the genitals of other gays is why your talkin bout cats on the computer, gotta get out the house learn a science or a way.
KittyWisePoundFoolish: Takes one to know one. YOUR GAY!
ConfigDotSissy: Come on guys, let's not get catty, hehehe.
Rat-a-tat-Cat: Yeah whatever, I may have subconscious gay tendencies but at least I got a fine booty!
L'Incandescent: What's your fine booty got to do with the price of sausage?
Rat-a-tat-Cat: The price of sausage is not at issue. That is a irrevelant comment.
L'Incandescent: Hate to break it to you you might have fine booty (doubt it) but your visage is such as to put man to fear, must needs pay for your sausage FACT!
ConfigDotSissy: You are banned for bringing retrograde attitudes to the forum. If Rat-a-tat-Cat pays for his sausage, that's no business of ours.