Tips on picking up women?

Put a potato down your pants. Make sure you put in the front and not the back.

Be charming and handsome.

I've gotten a lot of numbers by spelling and pronouncing "segue" in the correct way.

I was standing on Irving place and 15th street when I was in college. A concert has just ended and I went up to a pretty girl and asked her if she ever read "Notes From The Underground". She spit on my shoes.

Tell 'em you got a nine inch tongue and you breathe through your nose.

Go to the anorexia ward.

you can pick up multiple at the anorexia ward.

Didn't the dude who invented that drive one off a cliff and kill himself? Stay away too dangerous.

FTFY

OP, what you need to do is first get them to want you and then ask for the number.

How do you get them attracted? Confidence, power, money or looks, pick one you want to develop.

After you engage them in conversation, just tell them you'd like to talk to them again - in just those terms. "I want to talk to you again. What's your number?" or "How do I reach you again?"

I've always felt that pulling out a cell phone and punching in the digits cheapens the mood. Fortunately, my work requires me to keep a pen and paper handy.

Then part ways as if you were on your way.

If it's someone you have repeated contact with, be patient with it. Wait for the right moment to get close.

practice your gangnam style, bitch!

bend at the knees, don't strain your back.