MrG
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I can't believe we don't have this thread yet.
The utterly fictional polls have all been released. The rest of the country is complaining because people actually have positive things the to say about something in the South, and they know they'll hear those things constantly until after the New Year. Millionaires paid by universities are preparing for their role as the Single Most Important Person on Campus, despite the fact that they neither research or teach. Grown men are staking their happiness on the performance of a bunch of entitled teenagers, while using words like "we" and "us" when giving their predictions for the potential success of those teenagers.
This can mean only one thing:
IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!111!eleventy!!1
I'll get things going:
The utterly fictional polls have all been released. The rest of the country is complaining because people actually have positive things the to say about something in the South, and they know they'll hear those things constantly until after the New Year. Millionaires paid by universities are preparing for their role as the Single Most Important Person on Campus, despite the fact that they neither research or teach. Grown men are staking their happiness on the performance of a bunch of entitled teenagers, while using words like "we" and "us" when giving their predictions for the potential success of those teenagers.
This can mean only one thing:
IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!111!eleventy!!1
I'll get things going:
[COLOR=FF0000]G[/COLOR][COLOR=000000]O[/COLOR] [COLOR=FF0000]D[/COLOR][COLOR=000000]A[/COLOR][COLOR=FF0000]W[/COLOR][COLOR=000000]G[/COLOR][COLOR=FF0000]S[/COLOR][COLOR=000000]!!![/COLOR]
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