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post #8431 of 11754
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Originally Posted by whiteslashasian View Post

Dating in NYC sucks if you're ugly, short, or have no money. (edit* also can be difficult if you have very specific tastes and/or dealbreakers)

I also can get along with pretty much anyone (hah Biscotti) so dating comes very naturally to me.

Damn, 0/4.
post #8432 of 11754
I can pretty much go to any bar and have a girl inevitably start conversation with me. It's so easy really.
post #8433 of 11754
what % of them are lesbians?
post #8434 of 11754
Haha! I would say a solid 20%. I think they think I'm a lesbian too (I am).
post #8435 of 11754
reminds me of a few months ago at my old neighborhood's neighborhood bar. This amazingly hot chick started talking to me, and I was worried about my game since I've been out of it for years. Not just my game, but I don't have anything interesting to talk about, usually just nerd stuff like wine, guitars, watches, and clothing. Turns out she worked in the fashion industry and was totally drooling over the fact that I have a custom color RLBL tux.



I could have closed.
post #8436 of 11754
Don't get me wrong, they immediately lose interest, but still, women do approach me!
post #8437 of 11754
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Don't get me wrong, they immediately lose interest, but still, women do approach me!

Perfect qualities for a wingman. Do you hire out?
post #8438 of 11754
Funny enough, it doesn't work if I am with somebody. I must have very ugly friends.
post #8439 of 11754
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Funny enough, it doesn't work if I am with somebody. I must have very ugly friends.

You hang out with gome, so I am inclined to believe this statement
post #8440 of 11754
On the rare occasions women show interest in me, I immediately assume they are going to rob me.
post #8441 of 11754
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On the rare occasions women show interest in me, I immediately assume they are going to rob me.
Very NY way to think of things.
post #8442 of 11754
You know those Hot Wheels cars? Those little shiny toy cars little kids play with? You get it and think, "A Corvette, this is awesome!" and you give it a push and say "Woo Hoo!" Then you soon realize this is all that there is to do with it and the novelty fades away. That's pretty much me in a nutshell.
post #8443 of 11754
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

You know those Hot Wheels cars? Those little shiny toy cars little kids play with? You get it and think, "A Corvette, this is awesome!" and you give it a push and say "Woo Hoo!" Then you soon realize this is all that there is to do with it and the novelty fades away. That's pretty much me in a nutshell.

and then you become a painful nuisance for everybody else in the house as those little cars become mines waiting to be stepped on.
post #8444 of 11754
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Originally Posted by whiteslashasian View Post

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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Funny enough, it doesn't work if I am with somebody. I must have very ugly friends.

You hang out with gome, so I am inclined to believe this statement

this is true. I would have no shot with my wife if I met her at a bar.
post #8445 of 11754
You're not an ugly man. You are an ugly woman, however.
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