Makes you wish it were satire... I think it was the journal of someone who stayed or perhaps a dreamed up "perfect weekend" up in the mountains.
My guess is that they actually did all that shit. I was at a party at a friend's cabin last month and there was this bearded 20-year-old hickster in the corner whittling a spoon. I asked if they didn't have spoons where he lived.
On the plus side, the food at ToT is very good and this is the restaurateur: