Paris in the spring.
NYC in the autumn, though the week before Christmas is pretty magical.
I don't know why anyone would want to be in Queens or the Bronx let alone give a shit how much it costs to travel from one to the other.
You're having a problem with the humidity, ladies? Try dress shields.
Can't get a mimosa before 11 at brunch? Are you a 22-year-old marketing assistant named Tiffany? Who actually goes to brunch and what man orders a mimosa in public? "Mmmm ... you can really tastes the peach nectar."
Alvy Singer on living in LA: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.