I think the implied assumption here is that three fingers on the butt cheek is worth more than 2 american dollars, alright. You can tip me $2, yes. But you cannot gently caress my behind AND tip me only $2. No
Reasons why New York Sucks - Page 485
Just picked up a cool BBQ for my roof deck. It has but one flaw ... you can't buy a fucking propane tank in NYC.
I know this as I hopped in my car today to grab one at a nearby gas station or, failing that, Home Depot. Three fucking hours later after being diverted by two parades and three street fairs I gave up and drove back to my place from the UWS via Yonkers just to avoid the fucking parade in Harlem.
Fuck you De Blasio.
Fuck you Bloomberg.
Fuck you Obama and/or Bush.
Fuck you NY's Finest with your double time paid duty.
Fuck you happy parade people and your "hurray for everything" flag waving.
Fuck you UWS morans with your roasted corn on the street.