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post #7261 of 11479

I think the implied assumption here is that three fingers on the butt cheek is worth more than 2 american dollars, alright.    You can tip me $2, yes.  But you cannot gently caress my behind AND tip me only $2.  No

post #7262 of 11479
if some cougar came and leveled a big squeeze on me, I'd be immediately on my phone
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post #7263 of 11479
In a similar vein (rimshot.gif), did you guys see the story about the male models constantly getting harrassed during shows/shoots by label reps/photogs/ etc, all male. Things like, a bunch of young dudes modeling underwear and a label rep or the photog coming over and saying "I need to fix your junk for this pic" or "we need to measure you (your junk) to see if you would work for this shoot" and the shoot is for shoes or something. Serious issue but on the inside I was LOLing.
post #7264 of 11479

Just picked up a cool BBQ for my roof deck. It has but one flaw ... you can't buy a fucking propane tank in NYC.

 

I know this as I hopped in my car today to grab one at a nearby gas station or, failing that, Home Depot. Three fucking hours later after being diverted by two parades and three street fairs I gave up and drove back to my place from the UWS via Yonkers just to avoid the fucking parade in Harlem.

 

Fuck you De Blasio.

Fuck you Bloomberg.

Fuck you Obama and/or Bush.

Fuck you NY's Finest with your double time paid duty.

Fuck you happy parade people and your "hurray for everything" flag waving.

Fuck you UWS morans with your roasted corn on the street.

 

lefty

post #7265 of 11479
Don't beat around the bush, tell us how you really feel.
post #7266 of 11479
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Fuck you UWS morans with your roasted corn on the street.

When in doubt, blame the Irish.
post #7267 of 11479

Every street I turned down was blocked by cops pushing us deeper into the backwater also known as the UWS. My wife screamed, "run the light!" when we saw a blue glint we took for the Hudson. It was another fucking Gap.

 

BBQs are banned in NYC. How the hell is that possible?

 

lefty

post #7268 of 11479
you mean it was hard to obtain BBQ equipment in a neighborhood that was overrun but a couple hundred thousand people who were there for a climate change demonstration?
post #7269 of 11479
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souper humid today
post #7270 of 11479

Is that what was going down CPW? I was stopped by that, some kind of street fair on Colombus, what looked like a sit down dinner on Amsterdam and Black Appreciation Day/Parade in Harlem. 

 

It was as if you took the PR Day parade and put it on a mobius strip.

 

lefty

post #7271 of 11479
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you mean it was hard to obtain BBQ equipment in a neighborhood that was overrun but a couple hundred thousand people who were there for a climate change demonstration?

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post #7272 of 11479
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Is that what was going down CPW? I was stopped by that, some kind of street fair on Colombus, what looked like a sit down dinner on Amsterdam and Black Appreciation Day/Parade in Harlem. 

It was as if you took the PR Day parade and put it on a mobius strip.

lefty

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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/thousands-including-leonardo-dicaprio-join-people-climate-march-article-1.1947387
post #7273 of 11479

Well if Leo DeCap, Mark Ruff and Sting were involved I take it all back. Here at it, lads. Shut the fucking city down for an afternoon of do goodness.

 

This is what we need phone alerts for. Not a bloody thunderstorm.

 

lefty

post #7274 of 11479
I like how propane tanks are banned, but we have this web of natural gas under the city streets being piped into everybody's home.
post #7275 of 11479
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This is what we need phone alerts for. Not a bloody thunderstorm.

This is a very good idea. I could still deal with phone alerts for storms, especially if I'm out of the weather loop, but I don't really care about shit like amber alerts.
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