Originally Posted by whiteslashasian
I've never had trouble with the Apotheke doorman.
that's because you're a handsome well dressed motherfucker. any barman with a decent noggin would see you'd bring in all the ladies. i went looking like a hobo wearing his dad's suit
i see that white couple carrying a luggage talking to tourists all the time probably asking for exactly $17. today i saw a young korean couple and i was so tempted to tell them they were con artists. also these damn hobos keep asking where you're going the moment you step up to the digital schedules. i told one guy who came up i see him all the time "oh really? are you the CIA or something? you see me all the time? hey this guy says he sees me all the time and never give me a tip"