Reasons why New York Sucks - Page 416
indeed! Same thing for a bunch of trains that get all weird after departing Manhattan.
There's a fool-proof business concept somewhere in there - some personal training services for frequent travelers. Guy meets you at the gate when you land and takes you through a physically challenging path to your taxi line, using airport escalators, infinite terminal connection walkways and even luggage trolleys. Drops some weights in your briefcase for additional strength training. Then meets you again at the airport entrance after your meeting in town to go through another airport fitness circuit.
Maybe the business (tentatively called CrossFleet) would accept miles from major airlines as form of payment