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Good excuse to use the fireplace.
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Did he at least give you the reach around?

on the plus side, it does move me closer to clover club.
at the moment it's a six block trek. next month it will only be 1.5. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Heat started up at 6:30 pm.

 

Just had a kid break into my place through the roof door with cops right behind him. Busted in my foyer.

 

New York City!

 

lefty

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Heat started up at 6:30 pm.

Just had a kid break into my place through the roof door with cops right behind him. Busted in my foyer.

New York City!

lefty

Wow. That is quite a thing to witness.
post #5390 of 11478
whoa, yeah. that's nuts. what was he doing on the roof?
post #5391 of 11478
probably robbing stuff
post #5392 of 11478

The fun part was me hammering up my stairs in a robe screaming "what the fuck is going on!" with an axe helve in my hand. Rounded the corner of the landing to see six cops with guns drawn and a scared 16 year old.

 

"Could you put the stick down, sir?"

"Sure thing, fellows."

 

Apparently he spent the night in the next door neighbour's apt. She heard him this morning when she came home and called to cops, so he bolted and broke into my place.

 

lefty

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Pay per view is a hell of a drug
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who has witnessed this move by NYC yellow cabs: when they see the sidewalk is clear and drive up onto the sidewalk and bypass a delivery van causing traffic.

i've seen it twice this year. the 2nd time I sensed it was going to happen and followed the cab into freedom on my way to the queensborough bridge.
post #5395 of 11478
Kid seems handy, does he know how to wire Lutron switches?
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who has witnessed this move by NYC yellow cabs: when they see the sidewalk is clear and drive up onto the sidewalk and bypass a delivery van causing traffic.

i've seen it twice this year. the 2nd time I sensed it was going to happen and followed the cab into freedom on my way to the queensborough bridge.

Careful, they could be those fake cabs that are undercover cop cars (and therefore feel entitled to break the law with reckless abandon). And if so I bet they'd jam you for doing exactly what they did.
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Kid seems handy, does he know how to wire Lutron switches?

 

Should have asked.

 

My front door keys are missing so now I have to wait around for a locksmith.

 

lefty

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Glad your alright, reminds me I need to get a mossberg for the house.
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locksmith


yeah. this will ruin your day.
post #5400 of 11478
Lefty, that's crazy. Glad everyone is OK.

That's the kinda thing you expect to see on a Law & Order episode.
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