No. Your necroposted LOL represents everything wrong with liberalism and everything wrong with the internet. It's just an ignorant drive-by comment. You are wrong. The studies cited are correct. Republicans/conservatives DO statistically give more to charity and ARE overall healthier. So the NY Mag piece, while amusing, is based on false premises. Premises which are not merely false but which tongue-bathe certain cherished liberal totems. You can't handle the truth, to quote Col. Jessup, so you necro-snark as a psychological salve.
I know the drill, I've seen it a million times. It still irritates me, as is plainly evident, but in this case especially so as you have polluted a thread that "works." There's a lot of bitching and bile in here but it's all on topic and not antagonistic to the participants. In other words, there is community, a disparate community, which has come together to agree and disagree, sometimes heatedly, but always on the basis of a mutually understood commonality.
And you come along like a cross between a low-rent Jon Stewart and a Stalinist block captain to politicize the community, to divide and snark, because to you and people like you everything is political. Friends and enemies. Well, we have a little community here in which left and right come together to find what little common ground we can. Recruit your comrades elsewhere. Go and undermine others. We don't want you.
Certainly, as the thread starter, I don't want you.