also, while this is really for the "things you just don't get" thread, I feel like it needs to be here in the NY thread since it should never be a NY problem, and yet here we are.
it's a few days old at this point but still a mystery:
I'm not mad.
I don't care who.
I just want to know why.
Why did you feel the need to leave 10 MATURE PALM TREES in our yard one October night?!?!
to be fair, the trees have grown on me. I call the yard Palm Court.