Beaches in NY blow compared to California.
Also, it's a myth that there are beautiful women everywhere here. Actually most of them are hard-bitten hags. Over-made up, leathery tans, gaudy clothes. I've always been partial to hippie chicks but last week, the three UCSC grad students cleaning dolphin urine and seal poop at the Long Marine Lab were prettier than all the Manhattan career wenches I saw today.