New Happy Birthday Thread

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by California Dreamer

Happy Birthday Conne. A Virgo, eh?

Yessir. Are you as well?

 

[Huntsman]

Originally Posted by Fabienne

Huh, did somebody say "Madame"?

Oh, my apologies -- I thought that was the case somehow.

Devastating avatar, mind you.

Best regards,
Huntsman

 

[Huntsman]

Happy Birthday, Sauce! (Thankfully someone in SW&D is older than I.... Best, Huntsman

 

[Saucemaster]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

Happy Birthday, Sauce! (Thankfully someone in SW&D is older than I....

Best,
Huntsman

Thanks! The real festivities don't happen until Sunday, but I had a nice birthday nonetheless.

 

[DNW]

Happy Birthday,

 

[Huntsman]

Bob -- Happy Birthday, man! Sincerely.

~ Huntsman

 

[rdawson808]

Ah, that's sweet. Thanks Huntsman.

It was a pretty nice day. Between my parents and my in-laws I have $300 in Nordstrom gift cards I plan on blowing through tomorrow. My wife gave me two awesome CDs (Rufus Wainwright and Bobby Short) and feels horrible ("I'm a ****** wife!") because she couldn't find a jewelry box for me for my cufflinks. Poor thing.

And a big filing that I've been made lead analyst on didn't come in, so I didn't have to stress over it. Bonus.

b

 

[zarathustra]

To me. I will need bloody marys in the morning.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Happy Birthday to Steve B. 5 fun facts about Steve: 1: When Steve was young, paint chips were full of nutritious lead and tasted yummy. 2: Steve's first moderating job was in the Greek forum... In Athens. 3: He is the reason football players switched away from wearing leather helmets. 4: Steve still refuses to own anything but Goldenrod and Avocado appliances. They match all his favorite leisure suits. 5: Steve is so old, I told him to act his age once. And he died.

Happy Birthday you old crotchety bastard! Sincerely, Tokyo Slim

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Happy Birthday Brian SD.

Top five birthday presents for Brian:

5: An album by a band he's never heard of, and therefore can't possibly have formed an elitist opinion of yet.

4: Something black, and tight, and maybe ironic.

3: Tie his skinny ass up and feed him.

2: A stack of 100 blank CD's and a sharpie.

1: The new Apple iWhatever. He'll love it, I swear.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I like how I'm the only one paying attention to this thread.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I like how I'm the only one paying attention to this thread.

Your comments are amusing though.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Your comments are amusing though.

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Happy Birthday Jon! Jon's top five dubious achievements: 5: Lives in Florida and has not yet been eaten by a 'Gator. Why? Jon is bitter, very bitter. 4: He once threw an egg at Paul Verhoeven, who swiftly plucked it out of the air, hard boiled it with the power of his mind, and carved it into a swastika with a pen knife before eating it. (and then vomiting it back up) The symbology of this act so confused Jon, that he still ponders its meaning to this day. He's not sure if Verhoeven is pro-Nazi, anti-Nazi, Hungry, Jedi, or Bulemic. 3: Here is a picture of Jon with his beloved Audi.

2: Was gracious enough to allow Drizzt and LabelKing to eclipse him in the Annual Styleforum postwhoring contest. 1: The only man alive that I know of who can claim to be a virgeeeeen for the 3888th time!

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Happy Birthday Ratboy. Five things to do in Spokane. 1: Get drunk and go Bigfoot hunting. Accidentally shoot yourself in the foot after your twelfth tall boy of Busch Ice when you are startled by a raccoon who seems hell-bent on pilfering your wallet. Drive all the way back into town in your lifted Jeep Renegade with one foot hanging out the window, cause you don't want to get blood on the custom Confederate flag upholstery. 2: Throw a "Jamboree", or alternately a "Hootenanny". Be aware that if there is booze, there is a distinct possibility that 2 million people will show up. 3: Graduate from High School. It's never too late! 4: Go to Moses Lake or Cour d' Alene to get drunk, cause it's more fun than getting drunk at home! 5: I got one regular, and one hyphenated word for you buddy, Wal-Mart Superstore. It's open 24 hours for YOUR entertainment. It's like a library of white trash Americana, only instead of checking out books and learning, you just walk through the doors at three AM and immediately fear for your life as a rabid 300lb woman in an electric scooter tries to run you down because you are blocking her path to the Twinkie aisle.