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If you are going to fail, fail epically. As a friend once said to me when I had a Nicole Fahri jacket, with my iPhone and several transport cards (Oyster, Octopus and Limited Edition Suica), and around 500rmb stolen from a night-club in China whilst stupidly stupidly drunk, when I stupidly left my jacket on a stool near the exit, when trying and failing miserably pulling a Chinese chick.













