Any KC fans?:
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The Chiefs haven't led during one game this season — not once, not even for two seconds.
The Chiefs have a turnover margin of minus-20.
The Chiefs have lost six of their seven games by 10 points or more.
The Chiefs have six touchdown passes and 14 interceptions, but they've given up 17 touchdown passes and picked off only six passes … and now they're going against a QB who's thrown 16 TDs and just four picks.
The Chiefs have a starting QB who's thrown 16 TDs and 20 picks and fumbled 13 times in his last 16 games.
The Chiefs have a -44.7 DVOA, which is a fancy way of saying they're even more historically atrocious than Pat Shurmur.
The Chiefs are so bad they've spawned a Twitter feed called @saveourchiefs that has over 72,000 followers thanks to their mission, "Dedicated to restoring the glory days of Chiefs football and getting rid of (GM Scott) Pioli and Co."
The Chiefs have a 65-year-old coach who's lost 18 of his last 25 games and has a lifetime record of 32-68.
The Chiefs are probably getting the no. 1 overall pick during the one draft when there isn't definitely a franchise QB.
The Chiefs recently caused a K.C. native named Randy to e-mail me, "You always write that God hates Cleveland, can we at least agree that God strongly dislikes Kansas City?"
The Chiefs have fans who are probably furious right now that I left five or six things out.
The Chiefs have a turnover margin of minus-20.
The Chiefs have lost six of their seven games by 10 points or more.
The Chiefs have six touchdown passes and 14 interceptions, but they've given up 17 touchdown passes and picked off only six passes … and now they're going against a QB who's thrown 16 TDs and just four picks.
The Chiefs have a starting QB who's thrown 16 TDs and 20 picks and fumbled 13 times in his last 16 games.
The Chiefs have a -44.7 DVOA, which is a fancy way of saying they're even more historically atrocious than Pat Shurmur.
The Chiefs are so bad they've spawned a Twitter feed called @saveourchiefs that has over 72,000 followers thanks to their mission, "Dedicated to restoring the glory days of Chiefs football and getting rid of (GM Scott) Pioli and Co."
The Chiefs have a 65-year-old coach who's lost 18 of his last 25 games and has a lifetime record of 32-68.
The Chiefs are probably getting the no. 1 overall pick during the one draft when there isn't definitely a franchise QB.
The Chiefs recently caused a K.C. native named Randy to e-mail me, "You always write that God hates Cleveland, can we at least agree that God strongly dislikes Kansas City?"
The Chiefs have fans who are probably furious right now that I left five or six things out.
