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post #346 of 1663
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From bill simmons' mailbag. I fucking lol'ed hard at this:

lawlz thats pretty good
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post #348 of 1663
i know i write this a few times a season, but i am constantly amazed at fumble recovery plays. there isn't a group of human beings that have the combination of strength, speed, agility and hand-eye coordination that NFL players do. but as soon as a loose ball squirts out onto the ground we might as well be watching a bunch of fat drunk shirtless guys trying to catch a greased pig
post #349 of 1663
Colts are making me really happy right now. They lead GB atm. smile.gif
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post #352 of 1663
Thanks for the 28 fantasy points, Reggie Wayne.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

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Why are you cheering for the Colts? (Of course I understand why JayJay is.)

Did you maybe inhale too much dust when you were sleeping behind the laundry machines, which caused you to confuse them with the Broncos? (Who are losing.)
post #354 of 1663
Hey Ambulance Chaser - how's that season lookin?
post #355 of 1663
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Why are you cheering for the Colts? (Of course I understand why JayJay is.)
Did you maybe inhale too much dust when you were sleeping behind the laundry machines, which caused you to confuse them with the Broncos? (Who are losing.)

JJ is a good internet friend on mine. i was happy, because he was happy. nothing related to dust.

frown.gif about the broncos. defense could not stop the pats for their life. pathetic.
post #356 of 1663
More Mark Sanchez love:
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Q: Following the 666th installment of Monday Night Football, Mark Sanchez has 6 TD's, 6 interceptions, 6.6 YPA, and most remarkably a passer rating of 66.6. Will this game inevitably mark the height of his Satanic villainy when he is Tebow's foil in Fourth and God II: God Willing?
—Blake N., Sioux Falls

SG: Roughly 431,345 people e-mailed me those satanic Sanchez numbers this week, implying that Sanchez is the grown-up Damien from The Omen or something. For the record, I'm totally against the idea of crossing Fourth and God 2 with The Omen or The Devil's Advocate and making it a combination sports movie/horror movie. They didn't need to do that with Rocky II, D2: The Mighty Ducks, The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, Major League II … actually, it might not have been a bad idea for Major League II. But you definitely don't need it here. Sanchez can be a villain without also being the lord of the underworld. I nominate that Sanchez drops the satanic wrinkle and just goes back to making snide Tebow comments and sleeping with celebrity cougars.

(Follow-up note: Grantland editor Dan Fierman read this and vehemently disagreed that we don't need evil Sanchez for the sequel, arguing, "He's the perfect foil! Tebow goes to New York, basically Sodom and Gomorrah combined, then conquers the town only to find that Satan is actually lurking in his own locker room. It's Rosemary's Baby meets Rudy!" Crap, he might be right. I need to think about this some more.)
post #357 of 1663
It gets frustrating being a Rams fan. They move the ball really well until they get to the red zone, but then they sputter out and kick field goals.
post #358 of 1663
Goddammit! Legatron missed two in a row.
post #359 of 1663
Things aren't going so well for the Colts today. frown.gif
post #360 of 1663
Lol cowgirls. Could not be more pathetic. Could have easily got in another play and a shorter, easier FG. Horrible clock management. Just dumb.
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