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post #61 of 75
8/3/12 at 4:30pm
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im out ya'll. piob, its all you for about 25 hours. good luck. smile.gif

I got your back. fistbump.gif
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post #62 of 75
8/3/12 at 4:31pm
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As dopey and Stitches might have been timed out by the sun going down I'll attempt an answer. They can have a rabbi or they can have a mashgiach that works under a rabbi's hechsher. A mashgiach is a person trained in the ways of kashrut, the Jewish dietary laws. I always think of the rabbi as a doctor and the mashgiach as a nurse practitioner. laugh.gif

ok, so years ago I took a course with a bunch of people who ran small factories in israel . one of the guys was the owner of a meat factory. one day we each talked about the problems that we had that were specific to us.

so he told a story " I have to get my meat inside city limits by 8 before trafic starts, so I need to load the trucks by 7. we start killing at 3, 12 slaugherers and 12 mashgicheem. then, every few minutes a mashgiach tells his slaughterer to stop because the knife is too dull, so I go over and give them each 50 sheckels, and they start again. this goes on for hours, until each team gets a few 50 sheckel notes"

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post #63 of 75
8/3/12 at 6:22pm
Totally believable. Every time my family has had to hire someone for rituals they'ce constantly been on the take.

GT, I agree with your comment about the wine, and consider something similar to be behind many of the Jewish laws, such as wearing kippot and not eating pork. I.e., don't do what THOSE guys do, or wear what they wear, etc.

Come to think of it, shatnez was tailor made to keep Jews away from those yummy WASP gals.
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post #64 of 75
8/4/12 at 7:23pm
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ok, so years ago I took a course with a bunch of people who ran small factories in israel . one of the guys was the owner of a meat factory. one day we each talked about the problems that we had that were specific to us.
so he told a story " I have to get my meat inside city limits by 8 before trafic starts, so I need to load the trucks by 7. we start killing at 3, 12 slaugherers and 12 mashgicheem. then, every few minutes a mashgiach tells his slaughterer to stop because the knife is too dull, so I go over and give them each 50 sheckels, and they start again. this goes on for hours, until each team gets a few 50 sheckel notes"

he is bribing them not to sharpen their knives? that is very disheartening indeed. frown.gif
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I would go if I didn't hate Devo so much.

a shandah!
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post #65 of 75
8/4/12 at 7:24pm
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I got your back. fistbump.gif

cheers.gif thanks laxbro!
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post #66 of 75
8/4/12 at 8:54pm
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I got your back. fistbump.gif

cheers.gif thanks laxbro!

NP. We don't need no a shanda por di goy here!
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post #67 of 75
8/4/12 at 8:57pm
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NP. We don't need no a shanda por di goy here!

lol8[1].gif well done
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post #68 of 75
8/4/12 at 9:00pm
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a shandah!

Thanks, but I prefer a black and tan.
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post #69 of 75
8/4/12 at 9:03pm
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a shandah!

Thanks, but I prefer a black and tan.

laugh.gif Had to read that twice.
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post #70 of 75
8/4/12 at 9:30pm
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Thanks, but I prefer a black and tan.

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post #71 of 75
8/4/12 at 10:32pm
I don't get it
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post #72 of 75
8/21/12 at 7:19am
I don't understand this thread at all.

We have plenty of Chinese food here and many Chinese restaurants, don't know if they're kosher though.
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post #73 of 75
8/21/12 at 7:25am
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you kind of had to be there.
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post #74 of 75
8/21/12 at 7:33am
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you kind of had to be there.

Yeh, keywords "Chinese" and "China". LOL

I've seen Chinese restaurants that are "halal" 清真, becuase they sometimes put that on the menus. Sometimes it's printed on food packaging as well. But never "kosher" 合犹太人戒律.
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post #75 of 75
8/31/12 at 7:29am
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I personally know a rabbi that deems glass is like earthenware, as it's made from sand, hence is absorbent and one must have two sets.
I have been told by two mashgiach that one need only rinse them off as they are non-absorbent. Speaking of mashgiach, some rabbis will not grant their hechsher if the mashgiach is female.
The "Practically?" comment came from an 87 year old Jewish lady that told me she accepted the same glass plates were kosher but that her eyes just told her it was wrong as she needed to see two different patterns so she would know things had not been mixed, therefore glass plates were unacceptable to her.

I'm pretty sure glass utensils may be used for both though there is a custom of not cooking in both such as in a pyrex dish.

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my sister, may she rot in hell, is "observant" but she is a huge cheater. so she hs come up with a whole group of laws that don't make any sense, because she assumes that nobody else in the family would second guess her. so she'll eat in a fish resteraunt, and eat a kosher fish, but it could be served off dishesor even cooked on pots taht were used for shellfish.

She may be technically correct. The amount of shellfish is nullified by the relative amount of other kosher food.
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Thanks for the responses. Must a restaurant that claims to be kosher have a rabbi on staff supervising food preparation?

No, though doesn't mean I would eat there.
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