Heres a fun one :
Sold item, no payment from buyer, case auto opens after the 4th day for non payment to close on the 7th.
message from buyer "hey, i said i would pay, thats not nice of you to open case"
I say its an auto feature for unpaids, no effect on account if you pay in 72h.
he messages me (paraphrased) "hey i got the bag, its got a crack in it, im sending it back to you)
paypal dispute opens seconds later
paypal dispute closes an hour later in his favor (no surprise)
i message him saying sorry if its broken, please take a pic and send it to me
he messages and says he sent it already
mailman shows up today with a tyvek envelope from the buyer ("tyvek?", I think)
I immediately feel the envelope and dont even need to open it to know my bag isnt in there.
i refuse delivery of the bag and call paypal immediately as well as ebay to note on the case file about the scam
an hour later, case closes and he is refunded
I call back (again) ebay/pp to find out what the fuck thats about, they say to call a powerseller account manager on Monday *sigh*
an hour later he negs me saying i was trying to scam him for refusing the package
OH THE HUMANITY