Here's an odd one: person buys a pre-owned shirt for ~ $150, opens a return as "wrong item shipped" with very angry sounding notes about how it's not the right plaid (Burberry nova with lots of pictures, so they knew what pattern they were getting), and how it doesn't fit (accurate measurements were provided). Obviously they didn't look / read / whatever, but I just take returns rather than fight them because I don't need the stress. Refunded the guy tonight, and he says he's coming through my area and wants to meet up for coffee. Part of me is like ... "that's a bit odd" ... and another part of me is like "dude buys used shirts for $150 - maybe I should know this guy" ... but another part is all "but he's bigger than a size XXL and is willing to fib to make a return, and do I want to associate with a big fibber?". Just weird in my opinion - maybe I'm jaded.
If you go, I will look forward to watching your future episode of 48 Hours and/or Dateline