I'm interested to see how the most ridiculous listing would potentially perform. I wonder what this would yield:
Zanella Quintuple Pleated Trousers 2" Cuff Just Like the Celebrities Wear!
Up for your consideration is an extremely expensive pair of pleated Zanella trousers, just like the American celebrities wear! During Tom Cruise's 2005 Academy Award speech after winning Best Actor for Saving Private Ryan, he recognized this iconic brand by stating at the end of his speech "I love my Zanella Luxury Dress Trousers!"
Not to get technical....but don't you mean Tom Hanks?