It's exactly my thought... but then thru my mind goes: "Bah, you should try it"
How often do 38L things pop up? I never see them. I know it's rare. Here's my measurements;
30" length from BOC
16.25" pit to pit.
So in other words you should ask to be put on the Spoo closet clean out mailing list.
Well that sucks.
Maybe one day one will pop up. Maybe, just maybe. Spoo will be kind enough to let me know when he has a clean-out or when a 38L pops up. I may miss it, hidden amongst all you regular people clothes.
I think with all the crap incredibly incredibly nice things I'm sending him at the tail end of July, he'll be able to pay for the maintenance, courtesy of yours truly.
Have the sport coats.
I'll take the Ferrari. The police will probably find me a quarter mile down the road, still trying to learn how to drive it, but it'll be worth it.