On July 1st, 2012, as a gesture of international goodwill, Canada is converting from the English customary colour system to new metric colours. No doubt at first, many Canadians, will be confused by the new colours; gone will be the creams, maroons and quiet shades of gray so familiar to us now and in their place will be loud, clashing hues long popular with European tourists. Violet is now Millimauve, Blue is now Centrisepia, Green is now Decablue, Dark Yellow is now Kilogreen, Light Yellow is now Microbeige, Orange is now Hectorange, Red is now Megapink and Purple is now Cubic Red. Besides being an act of goodwill, it’s a necessary change, important in keeping Canadian industries up-to-date and competitive in the international marketplace. It’s a change that will have far-reaching effects, too, because, in combination with the new metric business suit cut mandated by law for the 2012 Olympics, all Canadian athletes will look like bizarre French myna birds on crossing guard duty.