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Originally Posted by
Balko Fricke 
PTWilliams, how do you open on the street without a neg?
"I am painfully shy, and my therapist requires me to introduce myself to the most attractive woman I see each day" (What makes this work is that it becomes obvious I am not painfully shy after a few minutes)
"You're dressed really well, not so many women make the effort these day, nor men for that matter. I notice these things because I participate in a men's fashion forum" (I actually do use this)
"Do you know SpooPoker? He gets all his fashion inspirations from me" (If I ever turn gay, I'll use this one)
"Hi girls, how are you doing today?"
"Nice shoes, did you go out for dinner?" (most useful while waiting for a BART train)"
"You have a suitcase, off to the airport?" (met Anna this way)
"Would you actually hang any of this art in your own home?" (art gallery, unfortunately once I said it to the gallery owner).
"How's your day been? I've been writing all day and its nice to get out" (At a bar)
"I know what you're thinking, I'm colored blind. No I actually chose this outfit"
"You see these jeans, they're actually womens. I belong to a men's fashion forum and there was actually a thread from some guy whos girlfriend bought him a pair. I guess that makes me a cross-dresser"
Not sure if the introduction is all that important. I just try to come across friendly and not on the make. Also, I will tend to put my hand on a woman briefly to emphasize a point, women do this in talking to eachother. I had a guy do this to me and he wasn't gay, strange.
Finally, I am every other guys wingman. If some guy is talking to a girl I know, I'll praise his virtues, and if there is some guy standing by himself and he seems like a nice guy, I'll ask his name and take him over to meet some girls. I figure we're all in this together, and another man's gain is not necessarily my loss. I think girls appraciate guys who just aren't just out for themselves.
Edited by PTWilliams - 7/1/12 at 8:00pm