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I want to elaborate that. I want to optimize my appearence and I heard that women feel repelled by gay appearence in a sexual way so I try to avoid that. You know I have to focus on enough shit when it comes to communication, I don't want to have a variable there aswell.

Women love the gay. Befriend them first, then say "I'm having these odd feelings I never had for a girl". She'll be "tutoring" you before you know it. David Bowie once gave a Playboy interview where hesaid "you have no idea how many women think they were my first."
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post #33 of 156
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Originally Posted by Balko Fricke View Post

I have never liked fashion. I chose what I could find but I never liked buying clothing and ultimately most of my stuff did not fit together.

But now I am trying to get to know more women on the streets. I just want a style for that, which can be maintained quickly and will not outcast me in public. Just as a means to an end.

The same with hair style. When I started reading some things about that I found complementary colors. But using them, ie adjusting my hair color to my facial color made me look gay, unfortunately.

Unfortunately - even if it would help a lot - I can not share a photo of me because I don't know how it will spread over the internet and who will see me. I understand it is hard to answer my question without but we have to do it without.

Please ask specific questions about my figure and face so I can describe to you what I look like so you can recommend routes.

To sum it up, I want something which appeals to most fashion aware women in a non-gay way, that's all.

PS: I tried going to different stores but no clerk wanted my best. Noone said that they did not have anything suitable but recommended me bad products telling me they'd look awesome on me. Fortunately I realized that before buying. So this frequently recommended approach of asking a clerk to give you fashion advice turns out to be a myth.

the lucre usually addresses this problem.
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If you actually follow your own advice regarding women, you must be virgins.

 

Sanguis Mortuum, did you get my private message?

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I'm am shocked no clerk wanted your best.

If they don't want my best, I am a one time customer. Who would like that?

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Is this the point at which you show them your Wang?

I used to do that, but it became too heavy to carry around. So now, I show them my Osborne instead.
post #37 of 156
What about appealing to women in a homosexual way? Every chick needs a gay best friend, or at least that's what every movie starring Sandra Bullock and/or Jennifer Aniston and/or Kathrine Heigl tells us.

Become a girl's fabulously gay BFF. Then, when she's not expecting it, like, pop a raging boner and tell her that it's for her.

Works every time.
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???

A hair-dyeing Mini-driving non-gay gey gey Teutonic goose stepper is looking for an outfit to attract a beard, yeah?

Yoo hoo, Sanguis Mortuum, did you get my privates message, too?

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Edited by curzon - 6/29/12 at 5:30pm
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I like how you forgot to delete your old profile picture where we still see your license plate number.

 

Might be time to start a rumour that you are in fact not appealing to woman in a heterosexual way in Bad Homburg =)


Edited by clapeyron - 6/29/12 at 7:27pm
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I suggest carrying a man purse, but keeping a gun in it.

Carrying in something that can be easily snatched. ????! Don"t listen to that.satisfied.gif


Carry IWB (In The Waistband) using a Milt Sparks VM2
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I don't enjoy what you are doing - talking about what is gay and other rubbish. If you don't stop it and come back to topic in a serious manner, the forum will have lost me as a user.

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Originally Posted by Balko Fricke View Post

I don't enjoy what you are doing - talking about what is gay and other rubbish. If you don't stop it and come back to topic in a serious manner, the forum will have lost me as a user.

 

 

well that would truly be a loss. since one simply can't have enough homophobes on this board...

post #43 of 156
Girls don't really care what you wear. I mean, a hot guy will look still look hot in jeans and a t-shirt or a suit and tie. Clothes really don't matter that much to them.
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This threak has lots of potential, but I fear it has reached its zenith.


Balko Fricke, I think you are not aware that there are people in the world who are alpha as fuck (and not in a gay way!!!). I think you're aiming for that style, but trust me, it's a long way to go and you'll have to pursue it. Eventually, it will pay out in lots of bitches!
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