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post #76 of 547
No, bath salts turn you into a lunatic. I think these people are on heroin.
post #77 of 547
Years ago I ordered a hot dog at a college football game. The plastic bags in which the hot dogs were placed were evidently hard to open, so the guy at the counter just blew into the bag to get it open, and then inserted the hot dog. I called him out on it, and he couldn't understand why I was upset.
post #78 of 547
Well at least he didn't fart into it to puff it up. lol8[1].gif
post #79 of 547
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Well at least he didn't fart into it to puff it up. lol8[1].gif

that would be hilarious.

executed properly, I'd throw out the hot dog but still leave a tip.
post #80 of 547
I just saw an immensely fat woman in a skimpy tube top. If I had gotten a pic it would have been fit for a meme.
post #81 of 547
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I just saw an immensely fat woman in a skimpy tube top. If I had gotten a pic it would have been fit for a meme.

You have a lot of encounters with very fat scantily clad women, don't you?
post #82 of 547
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I just saw an immensely fat woman in a skimpy tube top. If I had gotten a pic it would have been fit for a meme.

You have a lot of encounters with very fat scantily clad women, don't you?

Well, my line of work exposes me to an adverse selection of the general population. frown.gif
post #83 of 547
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I have been seeing a lot of drug addicts lately. Why is it they are always bent really far over, like they are about to pick something up, mouths wide open in the middle of the sidewalk?

its called the junkie dance. they are about to pass out. somehow they seem to catch themselves from falling at the last minute, and then repeat. if you are lucky, you catch that once in a while time that actually fall over. pretty funny. yes, im an asshole, and that makes me laugh. sue me.
post #84 of 547
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that would be hilarious.
executed properly, I'd throw out the hot dog but still leave a tip.

laugh.gif
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I just saw an immensely fat woman in a skimpy tube top. If I had gotten a pic it would have been fit for a meme.

you should have told me you were in downtown bmore.
post #85 of 547
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its called the junkie dance. they are about to pass out. somehow they seem to catch themselves from falling at the last minute, and then repeat. if you are lucky, you catch that once in a while time that actually fall over. pretty funny. yes, im an asshole, and that makes me laugh. sue me.

My girlfriend gets very upset when she sees this.

The other day in front of our coffee shop there was one and this guy came over to him and starting yelling, "Hey guy!!" at him while slapping him in the face. When he finally came to the guy told him his junkie recovery story and gave him his phone number if he needs somebody to help him and all. He seemed like a really nice person. While I doubt it helped I hope it did. I don't know what makes people go down that road.
post #86 of 547
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the worst is when I see them on Madison ave in like the 70's. Of all places, why are you here??????
post #87 of 547
Because they like the Cafe Boulud leftovers that people give them ? I don't blame them
post #88 of 547
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

My girlfriend gets very upset when she sees this.
The other day in front of our coffee shop there was one and this guy came over to him and starting yelling, "Hey guy!!" at him while slapping him in the face. When he finally came to the guy told him his junkie recovery story and gave him his phone number if he needs somebody to help him and all. He seemed like a really nice person. While I doubt it helped I hope it did. I don't know what makes people go down that road.

no one means to go down that road, bro.

that guy in your story reminds me of the dude in the wire who tries to help bubbles. sounds like a kind dude.
post #89 of 547
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Because they like the Cafe Boulud leftovers that people give them ? I don't blame them

"is that guy going to pass ou ... my god, it's a junkie. He must be high as all hell and he must have the munchies. Sharon, give him your leftover herb crusted halibut. Do it already!!"
Edited by gomestar - 6/29/12 at 9:37am
post #90 of 547
"where's the pea soup man? don't you know i love that chilled pea soup !?!!! why you keeping the pea soup for yourself man. fuck you!!"
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