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post #511 of 547
Does his kids have the same face tattoos? Maybe it is not a tattoo, but a genetic trait.
post #512 of 547
are you sure it was a tattoo? Maybe he walked into a web...
post #513 of 547
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Does his kids have the same face tattoos? Maybe it is not a tattoo, but a genetic trait.
This made me think of the "my girlfriend goes to Wellesley" Joke.
post #514 of 547
Tell it, never heard.
post #515 of 547
A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The doctor replies, “Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen.” The woman explains, “Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love.” The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.

The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. “How did you get that?” the doctor asks. “My boyfriend goes to MIT and he refuses to take his letter sweater off when we make love,” she says. The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.

The third day another young woman comes into the doctor’s office and she too has a big rash in the shape of an ‘M’ on her chest. “Let me guess,” the doctor says. “Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?” “No,” the patient replies, “My girlfriend goes to Wellesley.”
post #516 of 547
post #517 of 547
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I should also mention the spiderweb tattoo occupied his entire face.

should've asked him if he was out biking and he ran through a giant web.
post #518 of 547
Some good laughs in this thread. I'll contribute to keep it going:

So I'm waiting in line at the Post Office today. The guy in front of me has two boxes he's dropping-off. I'm casually messing around on my iPhone, when--I swear to god--I hear a croaking noise coming from one of his boxes. I glance up, then I hear the sound again several more times. Sounds like the dude is mailing live frogs or something, WTF?? I look at the boxes, look at him quizzically, and he glared back at me like, "so fucking what?!?" Bizarre...
post #519 of 547
Hugely fat woman that obviously just got off the bus. Cellphone in one hand to her ear, cigarette in the other hand, huge stomach between the handles of a baby stroller and that's how she's pushing it. Moving very slowly. In the cross walk I want to make a right hand turn through.

post #520 of 547
^ meh - happens everyday

One time I saw a fat woman wandering around the airport in oversized sweats and a tank top - her gut was hanging out several inches under her tanktop and over her sweatpants ffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gif
post #521 of 547
Thread Starter 
Apparently mid-day on fair weathered Wednesdays brings out all of the weird things about Canal street. I emerge from the subway, and there's a clearly certifiable man yelling at all of the German tourists to "arrest his black ass." At the next block there was an asian man and what may have been his wife engaging in a domestic dispute. He tried to take her backpack away, she chopped his hand away, then they stared at each other for about 10 seconds, then he yelled out what I believe is Chinese for BLLEEEHHHHHGT. Then I passed two foot tours, both with lots of 10-12 year olds, but I passed them way in the belly of Chinatown (roughly Canal and Allen), which struck me as way weird and out of the way. Then there was a firetruck trying to park back into its garage, but it was one of the massive ladder ones and they had to close off sidewalks on both sides just to get the fucker back into the garage. I swear a local business must have to deal with that truck being 4 feet away from its storefront windows on a regular basis. Finally, on the way back, there were 2 or 3 of those tiny turdles crawling around the sidwalk.

Now I'm back in the safety of my office.
post #522 of 547
I avoid Canal St. like the plague.
post #523 of 547
Thread Starter 
I typically do as well. As soon as you cross the Bowery, it's totally fine as far as foot traffic is involved. I get my haircut, get some coffee at Cafe Grumpy, get some pulled noodle soup over on Eldridge, then head home happy.

The Bowery is like the ultimate tourist holding "don't cross!" border.
post #524 of 547
Are those turdles baby turtles or mobile turds?
post #525 of 547
Thread Starter 
you can find both in Chinatown. But I meant the former (it looked like there was some Euro family playing around with them). I hope they got salmonella.
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