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post #31 of 525
6/26/12 at 8:28am
I remember I got a voice mail from a friend who was visiting MIchigan. It went something like this: "Duuuude you have no idea what I am doing right now. I'm hanging from a second story deck while peeing!!!!!"

He is now in the military.
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post #32 of 525
6/26/12 at 8:39am
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I remember I got a voice mail from a friend who was visiting MIchigan. It went something like this: "Duuuude you have no idea what I am doing right now. I'm hanging from a second story deck while peeing!!!!!"
He is now in the military.

paratrooper?
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post #33 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:29am
also, one time in my old apartment, i was walking to my car and i see the russian chick in the building next to me standing in her doorway talking to a dude i had never seen before. she was holding up a towel. about a second later she ushered him into the house and then turned around. she was totally naked behind the towel.

there were actually 2 russian chicks in that unit, im pretty sure they were prostitutes. there was a never ending stream of guys entering and exiting that unit.
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post #34 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:35am
^ once found myself in a girly bar... nude dancer went up to me, grabbed my cigarette and inserted it in her hole simulating smoking... and fucking returned the cig to me. fuck what the hell was I supposed to do with that??!!!
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post #35 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:37am
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Turned on the DVR lasst night to finally get a look at the Spain v. France. Stadium is buzzing, antional anthems, etc. Eruo quarter final, whislte blows, the crowd roars as the game begins. Then the camera focuses in and I see half a dozen 20-something men, probably in the fourth row, all looking @ their f#cking phones! facepalm.gif

More surprising things were seen in the crowd at the England/Italy game

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post #36 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:40am
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post #37 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:41am
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^ once found myself in a girly bar... nude dancer went up to me, grabbed my cigarette and inserted it in her hole simulating smoking... and fucking returned the cig to me. fuck what the hell was I supposed to do with that??!!!

When I was a kid, like 16 or 17, a couple of older guys from my summer job took me to a real dive strip bar. This is the type of bar where old strippers go to die type thing. Well, one of the guys was paying for private dances for himself. This very skanky, aging stripper with cottage cheese thighs and fried egg tits that hung to her navel took his beer bottle, stuck the mouth of it into her cooch, and gave it back to him...and he promptly guzzled the rest of that beer.

I wanted to retch.
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post #38 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:44am
^ "uhm, yer miller tastes like fish sauce"
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post #39 of 525
6/26/12 at 9:45am
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^ once found myself in a girly bar... nude dancer went up to me, grabbed my cigarette and inserted it in her hole simulating smoking... and fucking returned the cig to me. fuck what the hell was I supposed to do with that??!!!

was she able to actually take a drag?
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When I was a kid, like 16 or 17, a couple of older guys from my summer job took me to a real dive strip bar. This is the type of bar where old strippers go to die type thing. Well, one of the guys was paying for private dances for himself. This very skanky, aging stripper with cottage cheese thighs and fried egg tits that hung to her navel took his beer bottle, stuck the mouth of it into her cooch, and gave it back to him...and he promptly guzzled the rest of that beer.
I wanted to retch.

i would have actually retched.
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post #40 of 525
6/26/12 at 11:32am
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yesterday evening in the South West part of SoHo, I saw a ghetto ass black girl with a giant portrate tattooed on the front of her thigh.

this was the portrate: Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
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post #41 of 525
6/26/12 at 11:33am
What did it taste like?
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post #42 of 525
6/26/12 at 11:54am
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also, one time in my old apartment, i was walking to my car and i see the russian chick in the building next to me standing in her doorway talking to a dude i had never seen before. she was holding up a towel. about a second later she ushered him into the house and then turned around. she was totally naked behind the towel.
there were actually 2 russian chicks in that unit, im pretty sure they were prostitutes. there was a never ending stream of guys entering and exiting that unit.

I was once in a Rite Aid downtown. There were two (Russian) women ahead of me waiting on line, one younger and moderately attractive, the other a genration older (thnik babushka). As they walked up to the register I noticed they each were carrying several dozen boxes of prophylactics in their little plastic shopping baskets.

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More surprising things were seen in the crowd at the England/Italy game
banker_watches_penalties_17320.jpg

They must've seen that Hart's crazy.gif faces had no effect on Balotelli or Pirlo, and decided to do their part. The guy on the left either chickened out or is too little, too late....
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post #43 of 525
6/26/12 at 12:06pm
Years ago I was on my way to a deli on the Upper West Side of NYC and as I approached the store I noticed a girl approximately two feet to my right fall down to the ground and die. A piece of lintel from the building had broken loose and hit her in the head. My understanding is that it led to a new ordinance in NYC requiring stringent new inspection and maintenance rules for all city buildings.

Edited to remove some of the gory details.
Edited by Sonny58 - 6/26/12 at 1:11pm
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post #44 of 525
6/26/12 at 12:12pm
Holy shit.
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post #45 of 525
6/26/12 at 12:28pm
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this thread is not exactly going in the direction i invisioned.
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