Just a little while ago as I was approaching an intersection near my home, I saw a cop standing in the street. He didn't look like he was doing anything in particular--just standing there, about a third of the way into the street. When I got to the stop sign, the cop came up to my window, but he didn't say anything. He didn't do anything at all except look at me. Eventually I said "hey," but he just kept looking at me with a glassy-eyed vacant stare. It was becoming clear that this guy's not a real cop and that he's stoned as hell. (But his cop uniform really did look legit. Who knows, maybe he was an on-duty stoned cop.) Eventually I just drove away, and in my rear view mirror I saw the cop wander into a park near the intersection. Very strange.
Also, as I was typing just now, my cat tried to stand on her hind legs, propping herself up on my chair. But she fell over backwards. I'm pretty sure I've never seen my cat--or any cat--fall over backwards.