I think this deserves an x-post:
I had a little happy moment this morning. There is an exceedingly lightly traveled three mile stretch of road I use in the mornings. It is a beautiful morning here and I had the sunroof and windows open as I usually do on beautiful mornings. This morning there was the rare occurrence of another car with me on this road, a 10 year old or so Camero convertible with the top down. A very cute blonde, well tanned, late 20s or early 30s is driving. We get caught at the one stoplight and I look over to see she's changing her top! "Rats," thought I, "it's a shame she has a bra on as those are some fine taataas." She looks over at me and busts me watching her change. She laughs and says, "Perv!" I laugh and said, "I'd only be a perv if you didn't have your bra on." Our light changes to green, she laughs, says, "Perv!" again while flashing me a titty! She sped off and turned two or three blocks down.