or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › Men's Style › Classic Menswear › What *don't* you wear?
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

What *don't* you wear? - Page 5

post #61 of 173

Been looking for a thread to post this.

 

Everything this guy is wearing is on my "Will Never Wear" list.

 

tumblr_m5zg7a8ZP31qgk2tao1_1280.jpeg

post #62 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by davesmith View Post

Been looking for a thread to post this.

Everything this guy is wearing is on my "Will Never Wear" list.

350x526px-LL-08afb4c3_tumblr_m5zg7a8ZP31qgk2tao1_1280.jpeg

That looks astonishingly close to a recent Oldog/oldtrix abortion.
post #63 of 173
Anything worn by pirates. Or that evokes piracy. Tasseled shoes. High-rise trousers. Doo rag.

Anything w/ a conspicuous logo.

'Cept this kick ass Benetton rubgy shirt that I've been wearing since I was 13.
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
254

Pairs so nicely w/ my Guess jean jacket Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
263
post #64 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holdfast View Post

There's an intriguingly complex free association/stream of consciousness flow to this list. biggrin.gif

I really hope it isn't the result of editing, and was genuinely expounded in a single passionate bolus.

biggrin.gif nope - pretty much rattled it off. Vox suspects I may be a nudist but my cupboards are so full I have to now operate a strict one in one out policy! Make of that what you will Sigmund!
post #65 of 173
Tasseled loafers
Scarves - I will wear them when it is freezing outside, but not when it is 65 outside, or when i'm the office. Yes, you know the type of wanker I'm describing.
Blackberry on my belt - on the very very few occasions I do wear a belt
Borrowed clothes - unless I was shipwrecked and then rescued?
A sweater tied around my shoulders or waist.
A baseball hat, unless I'm playing baseball, which I don't.
High tops
A wife beater
Clothes with logos or the brand name readable 10 feet away.
Button down shirts. No I don't need the buttons to keep my collars down when I'm playing polo. I don't play polo and polo players don't wear these shirts.
Team Kit
Bracelets and wrist jewelry
No pinky ring. I'm not royalty or whatever. And I didn't graduate with an engineering degree in Canada.
Sunglasses on my forehead
Birkenstocks
Flannel or a woodsmen's outfit, especially since I live in a city and own no trees.
Pocket squares or kerchiefs
Braces or suspenders
Leather lace-ups without socks
Waist coat when not part of a suit
Hoodies - im not in my 20's
A crest - I'm just a pleb. And while I know you can buy yourself one, I'm not a douche like Trump. Maybe if my wife leaves me and I marry some Swedish, Dutch or Danish princess...I may change that one.
Those baggy pants/jeans you wear around your knees with you underwear showing. Ok, I don't think anybody on SF would wear those.
A leather jacket - makes me look like a bad guy in a low budget straight to DVD movie.
post #66 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by curzon View Post

Anything worn by pirates. Or that evokes piracy. Tasseled shoes. High-rise trousers. Doo rag.
Anything w/ a conspicuous logo.
'Cept this kick ass Benetton rubgy shirt that I've been wearing since I was 13. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
254
Pairs so nicely w/ my Guess jean jacket Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
263

What in the world you have to put a Spoiler Warning crap on it?
post #67 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboysc View Post

What in the world you have to put a Spoiler Warning crap on it?

Shame..
post #68 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by F. Corbera View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboysc View Post

Prince Charles refused to wear yellow and pink dress shirts too.

OTH, he wished that he was a tampon.

And his father wants to be re-incarnated as a deadly virus to kill as many of us as possible.
I believe the actual quote was, 'In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation (1988)'
post #69 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man Of Lint View Post

And his father wants to be re-incarnated as a deadly virus to kill as many of us as possible.
I believe the actual quote was, 'In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation (1988)'

He is such a prick that Greek tw..
post #70 of 173
common summer attire: flip flops, hats
post #71 of 173
Football shirts
Tracksuits apart from running.
Trainers apart fro running
Flip-flop
Shorts
Cargo pants
Tee-shirts outside my house
Watch
Jewelery
Phone on display
post #72 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Football shirts
Tracksuits apart from running.
Trainers apart fro running
Flip-flop
Shorts
Cargo pants
Tee-shirts outside my house
Watch
Jewelery
Phone on display

indeed. The first two particularly offensive. Never understood mens wearing of jewelery either.
post #73 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by davesmith View Post

Been looking for a thread to post this.

Everything this guy is wearing is on my "Will Never Wear" list.

350x526px-LL-08afb4c3_tumblr_m5zg7a8ZP31qgk2tao1_1280.jpeg

Is it James?
post #74 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Football shirts
Tracksuits apart from running.
Trainers apart fro running
Flip-flop
Shorts
Cargo pants
Tee-shirts outside my house
Watch
Jewelery
Phone on display

If the collective's view is that I can't wear my 1981 Cup Final replica Rangers shirt when I go to games (as modelled so fetchingly by the late and very great Davie Cooper in my avatar), the collective can, with the greatest of respect, kiss my bahookie.

And for those posters who won't wear pink, it is a free country, but is this another of those 'separated by common language' things? I've never regarded pink as even vaguely controversial. My old man wore pink shirts and a more blokish man you couldn't meet. If you'd have called him girly, retribution would have been swift and Glaswegian.

Does trainers include plain white plimsols? If so, my Spring Courts refer the collective to the answer I gave some points ago.
post #75 of 173
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oleg View Post

If the collective's view is that I can't wear my 1981 Cup Final replica Rangers shirt when I go to games (as modelled so fetchingly by the late and very great Davie Cooper in my avatar), the collective can, with the greatest of respect, kiss my bahookie.
And for those posters who won't wear pink, it is a free country, but is this another of those 'separated by common language' things? I've never regarded pink as even vaguely controversial. My old man wore pink shirts and a more blokish man you couldn't meet. If you'd have called him girly, retribution would have been swift and Glaswegian.
Does trainers include plain white plimsols? If so, my Spring Courts refer the collective to the answer I gave some points ago.

When you go to a gae is different than wearing it as your day out attire..
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Classic Menswear
Styleforum › Forums › Men's Style › Classic Menswear › What *don't* you wear?