acridsheep
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Up for sale are my Allen Edmonds Park Avenue, in black. I have worn them precisely three times and they are in flawless condition. This, combined with the fact that I have worn them, and not some normal WAYWRN schmuck, means you are getting approximately an 82% discount off fair market value.
Let me tell you about the three times I wore these shoes, in the unlikely event you are still reading and not furiously PM'ing me to see if they are still available:
1) In Las Vegas, at a conference where I was a featured speaker at a nerd conference. So what, you ask? After said conference I was swarmed by approximately one half dozen attractive, horny blondes attending a bachelorette party at Bellagio.
2) At a funeral for Acridgrandmother. Lest this sound morbid, you should know that not more than 93 minutes after I gave a eulogy which moved hundreds to tears, I was molested by a stacked brunette.
3) To a client pitch. It was a multi million dollar deal for my boutique advertising agency that resulted in several awards and contributed to a substantial amount of M&A activity.
The bottom line, these shoes might get you laid and possibly enrich you.
First $205 > $190 > $175 (via Paypal) takes 'em. PM me.
Let me tell you about the three times I wore these shoes, in the unlikely event you are still reading and not furiously PM'ing me to see if they are still available:
1) In Las Vegas, at a conference where I was a featured speaker at a nerd conference. So what, you ask? After said conference I was swarmed by approximately one half dozen attractive, horny blondes attending a bachelorette party at Bellagio.
2) At a funeral for Acridgrandmother. Lest this sound morbid, you should know that not more than 93 minutes after I gave a eulogy which moved hundreds to tears, I was molested by a stacked brunette.
3) To a client pitch. It was a multi million dollar deal for my boutique advertising agency that resulted in several awards and contributed to a substantial amount of M&A activity.
The bottom line, these shoes might get you laid and possibly enrich you.
First $205 > $190 > $175 (via Paypal) takes 'em. PM me.
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