OMG it's (he? she?) wearing a pink terry-cloth shirt while shooting a Glock!!
Speaking of opposable thumbs, that chimp better move it's right one to a better spot.
This is a great thread. Reminds me of the conversations my friends and I have.
For years, I thought a gorilla could take a bear, but after visiting a zoo a while ago I've changed my mind. I'm sure the gorilla's got some seroius strength, but is tiny in comparison to a bear.
How's about Andre the Giant? 7 foot tall and 500lbs. Now THAT would be a fight I would have paid good money to watch!