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post #436 of 666
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post

 

Why not skip the gelato at Whole Foods for heaven's sake, go over to Williams and Graham and have a nice cocktail -- that's what I did if ever I was alone on my birthday -- found the nearest top tier cocktail bar around, dressed up, and had some good drinks. Never got hammered. Usually had some good conversations, too. Always worthwhile.

 

~ H

 

 

Will have to try this sometime, especially since I've really come to enjoy a nice cocktail.

 

PS: WTF is this

https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

 

Do women really short guys that much?

post #437 of 666
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Originally Posted by amathew View Post


Will have to try this sometime, especially since I've really come to enjoy a nice cocktail.

PS: WTF is this
https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

Do women really short guys that much?

There are lots of short guys so they must serve some evolutionary purpose
post #438 of 666
how short are you?
post #439 of 666
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

how short are you?

5'4

post #440 of 666
That is not all that short.
post #441 of 666
God ✌ ‏@lovelycunt_

Men under 5’5 are called bitches


victoria ‏@victoria__moran

Why are there guys under 5'5


Don't take it seriously. One is a cunt, the other a moron.
post #442 of 666
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Originally Posted by amathew View Post


Will have to try this sometime, especially since I've really come to enjoy a nice cocktail.

PS: WTF is this
https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

Do women really short guys that much?

The funny thing is, one of them likes Justin bieber and he's 4ft 1 or something like that.
post #443 of 666

OKAY here are some more pragmatic options.

 

1. meet a fatty, become friends, take her to the gym with you, bake for 6 months, then teh sechs before her new self esteem catches up with her new body

2. you stop going to the gym, get fat, then fat women will become an acceptable standard for you

post #444 of 666
Friends first, girls later.
post #445 of 666
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Originally Posted by Matt View Post

[yadda yadda yadda]

I wasn't criticizing the advice, I was criticizing Drew's witless taunting. Of course, most people will never understand not only the sadness of being truly lonely, but also the hatred and anger and rage that can go along with it. But since men who don't have sex are a socially acceptable target of mockery, morons like Drew can get in their inane jeers and nobody complains. I mean, what are you going to do, come to the defense of virgeens? HAW HAW!

Hey, some guys have gone on shooting sprees because of loneliness, so let's twist the knife a little more! HYUCK HYUCK!
post #446 of 666
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post #447 of 666
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

I wasn't criticizing the advice, I was criticizing Drew's witless taunting. Of course, most people will never understand not only the sadness of being truly lonely, but also the hatred and anger and rage that can go along with it. But since men who don't have sex are a socially acceptable target of mockery, morons like Drew can get in their inane jeers and nobody complains. I mean, what are you going to do, come to the defense of virgeens? HAW HAW!
Hey, some guys have gone on shooting sprees because of loneliness, so let's twist the knife a little more! HYUCK HYUCK!

Except the first few pages were people wanting him to succeed. When he gets to the point that every suggestion is not worthwhile because he doesn't want to talk to fatties, he doesn't care about making friends, he doesn't have common interests with all the dumbasses he encounters, then yeah it's a little more obvious that he's a willing accomplice in his own misery.
post #448 of 666
tagut, u sad bro? I was drunk styleforumming again and got carried away, but what is to be said in this thread anymore anyway? OP seems to want some hot pussy on a platter with a side of Allen Edmonds with chinos and some whine, and then gets sad for 30 pages that it's not working out like that. I have no sympathy for OP, he is an able bodied person with completely first world problems - if he got off the internet crutches and got resourceful he'd probably solve his own problems.
post #449 of 666
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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post

tagut, u sad bro? I was drunk styleforumming again and got carried away, but what is to be said in this thread anymore anyway? OP seems to want some hot pussy on a platter with a side of Allen Edmonds with chinos and some whine, and then gets sad for 30 pages that it's not working out like that. I have no sympathy for OP, he is an able bodied person with completely first world problems - if he got off the internet crutches and got resourceful he'd probably solve his own problems.

That sounds "difficult", better avoid it.
post #450 of 666
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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post

tagut, u sad bro? I was drunk styleforumming again and got carried away, but what is to be said in this thread anymore anyway? OP seems to want some hot pussy on a platter with a side of Allen Edmonds with chinos and some whine, and then gets sad for 30 pages that it's not working out like that. I have no sympathy for OP, he is an able bodied person with completely first world problems - if he got off the internet crutches and got resourceful he'd probably solve his own problems.

 

I'm not sure if I mentioned it earlier, but I'm not quite"able bodied." Don't get me wrong, I'm not bed ridden, I can walk, and have functioning limbs. However, I do have slight neurological disability where I walk in an odd (aka slight limp) manner and slightly drag my feet. It's not painful at all, but I have very poor balancing and am prone to be a major klutz. I remember getting teased about it a lot when I was in jr high and high school, and I'm sure thats affect my perception of myself and how I think about interacting with other.

 

The interwebz is pretty awesome though.

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