Why not skip the gelato at Whole Foods for heaven's sake, go over to Williams and Graham and have a nice cocktail -- that's what I did if ever I was alone on my birthday -- found the nearest top tier cocktail bar around, dressed up, and had some good drinks. Never got hammered. Usually had some good conversations, too. Always worthwhile.
Will have to try this sometime, especially since I've really come to enjoy a nice cocktail.
PS: WTF is this
Do women really short guys that much?