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post #406 of 662
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Originally Posted by amathew View Post

Well, as of early tomorrow morning, I will be a 27 year old virgin.
At least I get to rock a suit tomorrow and will get my Howard Yount wool pants in the mail.
EDIT:
And because I have no friends, my bday plans are to get up early:
1. go to gym
2. suit up
3. go to dmv (tags expire)
4. go to work and stare at computer all day
5. leave work a couple hours early
6. head to niemen marcus or allen edmonds (need a belt or two)
7. go to whole foods and get some gelato
8. go home and sleep
Sounds horrible!

yep, sounds very virgin. Good luck with life and enjoy your Howard Yount and Allen Edmonds.
post #407 of 662
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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post

yep, sounds very virgin. Good luck with life and enjoy your Howard Yount and Allen Edmonds.

Why is it when a man complains of a difficulty in meeting and/or sleeping with women, other men take it as an open invitation for cruel, cutting remarks? I know, because I've certainly been on the receiving end of them myself. It's this sadistic impulse that compels men to lord the fact they're having sex over men who aren't under the flimsy guise of trying to assist them.

I know you'll probably justify it by saying it's some tough-love attempt to jostle him out of his comfort zone, but getting us all to SF-Master-of-the-Universe-level-Alfa sometimes requires more than just a little jostling. Meeting and having conversations with women (or men, or children, or anyone else except the woodland friends who never judge me) requires a substructure of social skills some men have never acquired, or have ever even had a chance to acquire, or may never acquire, that is water-to-a-goldfish invisible to the dolts- well-meaning and malicious alike- who think it's jsut a matTER OF COinfiIDENCE BRAH JUS SUCK IT UP AND GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO SOME WOMIN GET SUM "LIQWID CUORAGE" D00D AND HOLA AT SUM FAT CHIKS THE"YL DO ANYTGHING BWAHAHAAH!!!
post #408 of 662
Actually, tagut, I laid my seed in a woman today. And many times before. It feels kinda..... natural. Prease enjoy the natures. If not, then prease buy the Allen Edmonds and Epaulet shirts and Howard Yount pants.
post #409 of 662
Also, die a virgin if you want to. This is styleforum, b. We ain't gettin you fucked by bitches.
post #410 of 662
"man who die virgin in facebook heyday iz chaff" - confucius 2012
post #411 of 662
what a depressing thread.
post #412 of 662
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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post

Also, die a virgin if you want to. This is styleforum, b. We ain't gettin you fucked by bitches.

So what is your purpose in this thread, then?
post #413 of 662
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post

what a depressing thread.

don't think it was ever meant to be a feelgood story.
post #414 of 662
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

So what is your purpose in this thread, then?

Elderly virgins could stop complaining and pay me for life services in which you will get fucked by bitches and live life happily ever after, in which i guarantee. Do you want y/n?
post #415 of 662
tagutcow get at me. I'm about to sleep (yes sleep, I mean with not fleshy penis inside fleshy wet vagine, just regular body rejuvenation) with a naked woman. God is bearing down on me and messageboards don't work that fast. Love, 2:50am
post #416 of 662

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Seriously though no amount of online advice is going to help you dorks, you have to get off your computer and put yourself in situations where you're going to interact with people.  Or die alone on styleforum, whatever, but this isn't some god-given curse you alone have been stuck with; everyone has to get over this shit at some point.

post #417 of 662
OP, please update thread title.
post #418 of 662
Guys, he updated yesterday. plain.gif

OP, are you serious about not having friends?
Quote:
Originally Posted by amathew View Post

Well, as of early tomorrow morning, I will be a 27 year old virgin.

At least I get to rock a suit tomorrow and will get my Howard Yount wool pants in the mail.


EDIT:
And because I have no friends, my bday plans are to get up early:
1. go to gym
2. suit up
3. go to dmv (tags expire)
4. go to work and stare at computer all day
5. leave work a couple hours early
6. head to niemen marcus or allen edmonds (need a belt or two)
7. go to whole foods and get some gelato
8. go home and sleep

Sounds horrible!
post #419 of 662
C'mon OP, come down to SF, of San Francisco fame, and we'll see what me and my buddies can do for you...I personally will introduce you to some random women in random places.
post #420 of 662
OP - you gotta snap out of this shit! I haven't read the whole thread, but from what I'm seeing, you are not putting yourself out there at all. Follow some of the suggestions in this thread - you are getting fucking pearls here! The easiest way to do this without worrying about rejection is to join a local group. Surely, you are interested in something that other people in the area are interested in. Do yourself a favor and create a profile on:

http://www.meetup.com

Set your location as Denver, CO and look at the meetup groups in the area. I looked - there are like 20 groups with 300+ members in your immediate area!

There's a beer club meetup, volleyball meetup, hiking meetup, acoustic music, soccer, entrepreneurs, toastmasters, kickball, christian singles, ducati meetup, etc.

You need to get out of the fucking house and stop sulking around! You need to build relationships and bring people into your life / area of influence. Busting a nut will come...and believe me, in your case, that needs to happen ASAP. You need to get some friends - meet some guys you can run with. Surely, there is a SF guy in your area - somebody volunteer:

this guy needs a WINGMAN people

Best of luck,
R
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