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post #391 of 633
9/19/12 at 7:28am
I approach sex like I do clothing purchases. Infrequent, yet extravagant.
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post #392 of 633
9/19/12 at 8:23am
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I approach sex like I do clothing purchases. Infrequent, yet extravagant.

...and paid for with cash
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post #393 of 633
9/19/12 at 8:27am
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I approach sex like I do clothing purchases. Infrequent, yet extravagant.

...and paid for with cash

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post #394 of 633
9/23/12 at 9:13pm

This thread has some of the dumbest comments on SF (which is really saying something). Thought it was some alternative reality where I was on SuFu.

 

Those of you suggesting prostitutes are idiots.

 

~ H

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post #395 of 633
9/30/12 at 1:36pm
Thread Starter 
Well, as of early tomorrow morning, I will be a 27 year old virgin.

At least I get to rock a suit tomorrow and will get my Howard Yount wool pants in the mail.


EDIT:
And because I have no friends, my bday plans are to get up early:
1. go to gym
2. suit up
3. go to dmv (tags expire)
4. go to work and stare at computer all day
5. leave work a couple hours early
6. head to niemen marcus or allen edmonds (need a belt or two)
7. go to whole foods and get some gelato
8. go home and sleep

Sounds horrible!
Edited by amathew - 9/30/12 at 5:31pm
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post #396 of 633
9/30/12 at 1:37pm
damn, I haven't kept up with this thread but I am sorry OP. Seems like you are in the same boat.

Are you looking for a quick fix or do you want to be in a relationship for your first time?
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post #397 of 633
9/30/12 at 4:57pm
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damn, I haven't kept up with this thread but I am sorry OP. Seems like you are in the same boat.
Are you looking for a quick fix or do you want to be in a relationship for your first time?

 

I'd prefer a relationship.

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post #398 of 633
9/30/12 at 7:51pm
Happy birthday.

Most would prefer a relationship. Man had to fly before he walked the moon though. I still say get a prostitute. I think it will take some pressure off the relationship side of things. I wish you lived in a city where lots of SF's are. Someone would have invited you and bought you one by now.
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post #399 of 633
9/30/12 at 8:03pm

What the fuck is wrong with you neanderthals, you're seriously suggesting he get a hooker?

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post #400 of 633
9/30/12 at 8:16pm
I never said that, was just asking if he was looking for a relationship.
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post #401 of 633
9/30/12 at 8:24pm
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I never said that, was just asking if he was looking for a relationship.

 

I wasn't talking about you, it's been mentioned about 40 times in this thread by others.

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post #402 of 633
9/30/12 at 9:31pm
cool,

Yeah avoid the prostitute rout that would just be weird. Plus you can get the same results by showing a random bimbo that you are rich.

OP,

Do you run? Join a running group and that is a great avenue to meet women. How about church/mosque/temple/or whatever you go to?
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post #403 of 633
9/30/12 at 10:05pm
Haven't been following the thread. OP been laid yet?
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post #404 of 633
9/30/12 at 10:14pm
negative
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post #405 of 633
9/30/12 at 10:33pm
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OP, how often do you pleasure yourself?

 

OP's right hand is his best friend and worst enemy... "not you again.. we just hung out!"

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