The 27 Year Old Virgin - Page 9

Lol. You can make healthy Indian food too. It's how ya cook it brah!

Yeah, lots of it is actuaaly quite light and healthy. Especially that Southern vegetarian stuff.

As far as Indian dudes smelling, it's not what they eat it's not using deodorant. This wil come as a surprise to the SF ignoramuses but lots of people in the world including many Europeans don't wear deodorant and often smell.

Not using deodorant won't really make you smell.  You'd have to not bathe for days or weeks at a time.  I go without deodorant sometimes, not really an issue unless you're overweight or live in a really humid climate.

 

That forum is depressing as fuck.

You must live in England or something. It's 95F with 50% humidity here.

Yea ok.

OP, have you thought about trying a yoga? 85% who take it are women, and most see it as a social experience because they all chat before and after class. Even if you dont get any leads this way, you still get plenty of eye candy. Dance classes would be nice too. I promise you the women will be just as nervous and awkwardly moving as you.

Why dont you have friends? Why don't you think you attract women even if you are not socially inept when talking to them? What kind of woman would you enjoy being around?

I still think PUA books and such would be a great starting point. Deep down, every guy knows that what they teach works, but they are so easy to make fun of because it seems awkward to break down behavior and conversations like that when it comes naturally to a lot of men. Plus the famous PUAs look pretty ridiculous.

I was the king alpha while LARPing. The women thought my red contacts were sexy and they would drip like faucets when I gave them the chance to help me secure my armor around my thighs.

 

Well I definitely don't live in Texas.  It's high '50's - low '60's here today.  If you shower every day you're not going to smell awful, deodorant or not.

 

@Reggs:

 

This reminds me of my Uncle who always has the worst BO despite us telling him he needs to wear deodorant. He insists that he doesn't smell and that it is a natural built-in defense to make sure incest doesn't occur. I'm not making this up.

... I never wear deodorant... Don't need to, I smell like fresh flowers. And cigarettes and alcohol.

OP do you struggle with depression? If so do you believe it is the cause of your social issues or because of them?

Please no. This book is garbage. Stay away.

Ok this thread has gone on long enough. Time to bring out the big guns.

OP, you need to seek out "The One" who can help you meet girls. I am sure he is not busy with anything at the moment.
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Fuck man, that video is hilarious.. Gordon Ramsay is a total twat though.