First off, I know that there have been a few threads in the past that deal with this very issue, but all of them seem to die off without any real conclusion as to how the issue can be solved. With that in mind...
Here's a picture I found online that demonstrates exactly what I'm talking about:
The only suggestion that seems to have any effect is to wear pants that have button flies rather than zipper flies, but that can only do so much. The general consensus seems to be, "there's not much you can do about it," but (I will regret saying this, but there's no other way to get my point across...) when I glance around the office at other men, it seems that I'm the only one suffering from this problem.
Are there any solutions that haven't been dug up yet? For anyone else who struggles with the same issue, have you come across any brands that seem to help minimize the "pants tent" effect? I know it's a funny concept to think about, but it really does frustrate me that I can't find a pair of pants that actually fit me well.