Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Screw muscular people
Screw fat people.
Screw people with large bone structure.
You people aren't superior. Screw you.



CDHagg said:

Screw muscular people
Screw fat people.
Screw people with large bone structure.
You people aren't superior.  Screw you.

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My bone's structure is quite large, but I prefer to screw slender women.



CDHagg said:

Screw muscular people
Screw fat people.
Screw people with large bone structure.
You people aren't superior.  Screw you.

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Care to take it outside, toothpick?



CDHagg said:

Screw muscular people
Screw fat people.
Screw people with large bone structure.
You people aren't superior.  Screw you.

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About time someone brought this out in the open!



Biscotti said:

- I've been a complete slut this past week, and I'm getting caught in a web to say the least...

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I live near a Catholic Church. I'll go over there tomorrow and see if I can get them to say some prayers for you. It sounds like you're suffering some real hardships.



CDHagg said:

Screw muscular people
Screw fat people.
Screw people with large bone structure.
You people aren't superior.  Screw you.

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what exactly do you mean by "screw"?



Biscotti said:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Not really pissing me off so to say, but I am in a bit of a bind - I've been a complete slut this past week, and I'm getting caught in a web to say the least. I met this very cute hipster girl on Friday and at closing time at 4 AM at the bar, she said she knew a place where we could ******** on the rooftop overlooking the park - sounded good to me. Then ****, her friend was this girl I had sex with Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday nights - she was pissed to say the least, and to make matters worse (or better) they were former lovers and apparently the girl from earlier in the week still has a thing for cute hipster girl, but cute hipster girl says she only likes dick now. So we were kicked out and I called a taxi to go to a hotel, and I spent too much money, but the sex was quite good - I awoke at eight and had to drive several hours for work, that was fun... However, according to friends, the girl from earlier in the week is truly pissed at me, oh well, she was fun and fit, but we had nothing in common - at the end of the day she is just another valet driver....
Oh and my back is sunburned from sleeping naked on the bank of a very beautiful waterway here; this girl was from Thursday and was quite amazing, very cute. We had sex too many times to count, all outside in a lush setting - we saw fish jump from the water and birds chirped. A fisherman waded around our camp and he apologized haha.
I really don't understand why it is so easy for me these days
Perhaps this should be in the "things making you happy thread" but I enjoy the company of this thread's regulars, so meh.

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all I see on your post is "sex" so... gtfo!

Awesome, Biscotti.

I hate Monday.

im shot.

saturday night i was asked to say a eulogy at my uncle funeral. i spent most of the night preparing and writing it.

sunday, about noon, i drove my great aunt and uncle and cousins to the funeral home. just as we got there a torrential downpour began. the funeral was very well attended, which was a really nice honor for my uncle. might have been 400 people there between my uncles family and his wifes family, all the various friends, and people from the community. the eulogies were all very nice, and i was very pleased about how mine went. i got a lot of good feedback, most importantly from my father, aunts, grandmother and cousins.

as we left the funeral home at 2 oclock, the rain had not let up, and the drive to the cemetery was brutal. the far right lanes of the highway were flooded by the time we hit the road. when we finally reached the cemetery the grave had been almost entirely filled with water. the jewish custom is to lower the casket into the grave by hand, and for the relatives and funeral attendees that are there, to completely re-fill the grave with dirt using shovels. we had to wait for a bobcat type machine to redig the grave and remove the water to do the service. and the sides of the grave had kind of fallen in, so the hole was bigger than usual, and you couldnt really stand too close to the edge for fear of the ground collapsing under you. all the meanwhile it was still raining. it took a lot of effort, but we were able to complete the service. it took about 2 and half hours, where it usually takes abut 30 minutes.

then we went back to my parents house to eat, and for family to be together. then about an hour after arriving i drove some relatives back to the airport, and then returned to my parents house at about 7. my aunt and cousins (wife and children of the deceased) we going to go back home by themselves after the services, they had a ride with friends, but i told them they should come to my parents house where my dad, my other aunt and my grandmother would be, as well as all the other visiting relatives, so they could be around family, and that i would drive them back home to the DC area afterwards when they were ready. they were happy to do that, and they did. so at about 8:45 i drove them back home. spent some time with them there, and then drove back to my parents house, got there at about 11. thankfully my brother accompanied me for that drive.

its been a hell of a time since thursday, but the service was really nice, and almost all the extended family did come in. there is a certain amount of comfort and closure in doing the burial, and we are all glad for that. i hope it was a proper honor and memoriam for my uncle. we all love him, and miss him.

sorry for the long post, thanks for listening.

Without any sarcasm at all, you are a mensch, Stitch. From now, may you hear only good things.



Alter said:

Without any sarcasm at all, you are a mensch, Stitch. From now, may you hear only good things.

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thanks, alter. i really appreciate that.

i certainly hope so, and the same to you, g-d willing.

Been out of the loop, but sorry to both Stitch and Conne for your losses.



Alter said:

Without any sarcasm at all, you are a mensch, Stitch. From now, may you hear only good things.

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+1, I was thinking the same thing.

I went to sit shiva this weekend at a friends house, for her brother who died. it was actually very pleasant, although of course the circomstances were sad. I was thinking about how nice it was that the person who died had so many people who wanted to say nice things about him.

the real thing that sucks is all the people who die and nobody has anything nice to say about them



JMRouse said:

Been out of the loop, but sorry to both Stitch and Conne for your losses.

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globetrotter said:

+1, I was thinking the same thing.
I went to sit shiva this weekend at a friends house, for her brother who died. it was actually very pleasant, although of course the circomstances were sad. I was thinking about how nice it was that the person who died had so many people who wanted to say nice things about him.
the real thing that sucks is all the people who die and nobody has anything nice to say about them

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thanks guys, very kind of you.

GT, sorry about your friends brother. may they have comfort.

yeah, thank g-d there were a lot of people to say nice things about my uncle. the thing that kept coming up was, what a kind and caring person he was. the weird thing was, i dont even think i realized what a great person he was, and how close i felt towards him, until he was already gone.



in stitches said:

GT, sorry about your friends brother. may they have comfort.
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thanks - it was one of the "nicest" shivas I've been to for such a young man. he had a year when they knew it was coming to make his peace and get things in order, he died surrounded by family. I wouldn't mind going the same way, I'd rather be 90 or oolder, though.