Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

New neighbor isn't picking up her dog's **** from the lawn. It's bad enough that the apartment complex now allows dogs, but seriously, how trashy can you be to think it's OK to just leave your dog's **** on a shared lawn?

Leave a giant poop in front of her front door

indesertum said:

Leave a giant poop in front of her front door

Click to expand...

He just called the ****, poop!

Whoever made this sandwich squished the **** out of the bread

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My tie is not here and the last delivery has already occurred. I checked into it and the saturday delivery time is after the wedding starts tomorrow (and they said that sometimes they hold all parcels until monday and only drop envelopes on Saturdays).

Still some small hope that my package was mistakenly sent to my billing address (and then hopefully not stolen)...which might actually be possible since Paul Winston is a real person and my shipping confirmation consisted of an email saying "Hey, Your tie is in the mail".

namor - i hope it isnt also soggy.

otc - dont bother, i stole it. sorry for not telling you sooner.

"N Stitches"?

the **** is that?

Stitch???



NAMOR said:

Whoever made this sandwich squished the **** out of the bread

Click to expand...

the bread isn't toasted either.

otc said:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My tie is not here and the last delivery has already occurred. I checked into it and the saturday delivery time is after the wedding starts tomorrow (and they said that sometimes they hold all parcels until monday and only drop envelopes on Saturdays). Still some small hope that my package was mistakenly sent to my billing address (and then hopefully not stolen)...which might actually be possible since Paul Winston is a real person and my shipping confirmation consisted of an email saying "Hey, Your tie is in the mail".

Click to expand...

USPS sucks, do you know this Winston person?



L'Incandescent said:

Not to turn this into the sports dreams thread, but this morning I had a really sad dream that got my day off to an unpleasant start. It was the '70s and I was watching a TV show about baseball. The host was really old (like 80 or so) and curmudgeonly, and he was complaining about players having facial hair and stuff like that. Then in the last segment of the show he was holding a really prestigious trophy, but he fell down and broke it into many pieces. Then he started crying.

Click to expand...

When Freud and Jung arrived at New York their boat was met at the pier by crowds of cheering people. Jung turned to Freud and said. "don't these people realise we are bringing them the plague' My interpretation is they were cheering because with their arrival a billable hour was reduced to 50 minutes or less.



CalTex said:

the bread isn't toasted either.

USPS sucks, do you know this Winston person?

Click to expand...

http://putthison.com/post/18498460645/the-more-affordable-grenadine-this-past-monday-i

I've been so nostalgic the past several days; I think I may be growing up. I'm tired of late nights, drunk girls, sketchy parties and all...But, I miss the days when I thought that **** was so cool; it was so exciting.

Also, every store in town that has crawdads, only have ones that are cooked and from China...gross; I realize they are out of season, but I thought maybe I could get previously frozen ones...

Not really pissing me off so to say, I ran into an old friend several weeks ago who I haven't seen in years - turns out she was in a major car wreck, broke multiple bones and had to have facial surgery since part of it was smashed.



NAMOR said:

Whoever made this sandwich squished the **** out of the bread

Click to expand...

that's why my favorite sandwich is panini

[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

otc said:

CalTex said:

the bread isn't toasted either.

USPS sucks, do you know this Winston person?

Click to expand...

http://putthison.com/post/18498460645/the-more-affordable-grenadine-this-past-monday-i

Click to expand...

oh I misunderstood your post, I thought someone emailed you stating that your tie was in their mailbox. Ties look nice, now I am considering ordering one. lol

Biscotti said:

I've been so nostalgic the past several days; I think I may be growing up. I'm tired of late nights, drunk girls, sketchy parties and all...But, I miss the days when I thought that **** was so cool; it was so exciting.

Click to expand...

I never thought that was cool, part of me wishes I would have gone through that phase for a couple of days at least. It like all the girls I meet my age are just trying to do teh sechs.

I have been easily distracted as of late. I normally can sit and read ~50 pages of a book I am interested in one session, but somehow I can't do this right now. I think it's the summer weather, but I have to get some things done.

I wonder what would happen if I popped someone's adhd medicine....



bringusingoodale said:

I have been easily distracted as of late. I normally can sit and read ~50 pages of a book I am interested in one session, but somehow I can't do this right now. I think it's the summer weather, but I have to get some things done.

I wonder what would happen if I popped someone's adhd medicine....

Click to expand...

when I can't concentrate on what I am reading I start to pace, my friends picked up on this and mess with me now but it helps.

WTF is it with guys walking behind their girlfriends? I can understand standing behind, hugging, but walking behind as if mounted on a horse? looks stupid.