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post #65221 of 69997
I was at the brewpub tonight went into the restroom to use the urinal station. Some guy walks near to me and says "Hey maybe I can help you with your 'act'" (made air quotes). I said "What the hell is wrong with you that's no way to comport yourself your mother failed to teach you values."
post #65222 of 69997
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I was at the brewpub tonight went into the restroom to use the urinal station. Some guy walks near to me and says "Hey maybe I can help you with your 'act'" (made air quotes). I said "What the hell is wrong with you that's no way to comport yourself your mother failed to teach you values."

You're too metrosexual..
post #65223 of 69997
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I was at the brewpub tonight went into the restroom to use the urinal station. Some guy walks near to me and says "Hey maybe I can help you with your 'act'" (made air quotes). I said "What the hell is wrong with you that's no way to comport yourself your mother failed to teach you values."

Next time say yes please, turn and continue to piss on him.
post #65224 of 69997
Got some ramen on my tie. A trip to Tie Crafters is in my future it seems... ffffuuuu.gif
post #65225 of 69997
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Originally Posted by aravenel View Post

Got some ramen on my tie. A trip to Tie Crafters is in my future it seems... ffffuuuu.gif

Funny how the letters R and A are awfully close to S and E on the keyboard.

uhoh.gif
post #65226 of 69997
Who decided that keyboards should the layout that they do.
post #65227 of 69997
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

Who decided that keyboards should the layout that they do.

 

Try learning Dvorak. I bet you give up before becoming proficient with the home row. 

post #65228 of 69997
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Funny how the letters R and A are awfully close to S and E on the keyboard.

uhoh.gif

To make it easy to type arse?
post #65229 of 69997
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Originally Posted by Kid Nickels View Post

To make it easy to type arse?

That, and to imply that aravenel mistyped semen for ramen. 😬
post #65230 of 69997
I got GF's joke straightaway!
post #65231 of 69997
but he typed tie crafters correctly?
post #65232 of 69997
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I got GF's joke straightaway!

Does this mean your mind was betaken with thoughts of semen? confused.gif
post #65233 of 69997
Betimes semens appear on my ties I do not even know how probably because of drunken adventures and whatnot.
post #65234 of 69997
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Betimes semens appear on my ties I do not even know how probably because of drunken adventures and whatnot.

Congrats on my new sig!
post #65235 of 69997
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

Who decided that keyboards should the layout that they do.

The layout is a holdover from the days when people used typewriters - they were prone to jamming if two of the arms that hold the letters (don't recall what they were called) were depressed near one another at the same time. The QWERTY layout was set up to prevent jams by separating letters that are often typed in quick succession, thus keeping the arms from crossing during typing.
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