^haha I have a rule against going to ikea, I hate it and I always end up having to carry and ugly white fabric sofa up to the 4th floor or some ****.
I complain in the shop about being there and afterwards, so people know I don't want to be there and they will avoid taking me again.
I complain in the shop about being there and afterwards, so people know I don't want to be there and they will avoid taking me again.