Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Fang66 · May 10, 2012

But you asian arrway your faul. Asian can't drive.

Fang66 · May 10, 2012

patrickBOOTH said:
I really hate that when you make a very reasonable error, correct it and it doesn't cause any harm but somebody acts as if it is the most heinous thing in the world. ******* assholes.
To think at how much the horn is used on cars to tell somebody else they are an asshole rather than avert an accident is mind boggling. Especially here in NYC. I hate when I get into a cab and they literally beep at everything for pretty much no reason. I just want to take out my piano wire and choke out the motherfucker.

I like that you actually carry piano wire.

imatlas · May 10, 2012

patrickBOOTH said:
This reminds me of a story. In college I had this giagantic double-sided marital aid, like 3" thick and just short of three feet long. I used to bring it to parties and throw it at people, have it poking out of my bag walking to class, you know, things you would expect me to do with it. Anyway, it was in the trunk of my car and my parents had just moved into a new development and I was visiting for the weekend. So Sunday I get a knock on the door from a new neighbor whose battery was dead and he needed a jump. I was excited and friendly to help a new neighbor so I go out to my car with him and pop the trunk and what do you know, the giant double-sided marital aid laying right across the jumper cables. I stumbled on many words, he was like, "uh, yeah, um, how about that..."

I had a friend in college who did pretty much the same thing with a 3' bong - he carried it everywhere - to class, to the cafeteria, etc. He eventually was stopped by a cop as he walked into the local 7-Eleven with it - the cop confiscated it and my friend switched to carrying a plastic trident with him everywhere.

Not surprisingly, he now has a large collection of guns.

Fang66 said:
patrickBOOTH said:

I really hate that when you make a very reasonable error, correct it and it doesn't cause any harm but somebody acts as if it is the most heinous thing in the world. ******* assholes.
To think at how much the horn is used on cars to tell somebody else they are an asshole rather than avert an accident is mind boggling. Especially here in NYC. I hate when I get into a cab and they literally beep at everything for pretty much no reason. I just want to take out my piano wire and choke out the motherfucker.

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I like that you actually carry piano wire.

Good catch.

in stitches · May 10, 2012

lasbar said:
It only depends on the time you have to get up..

8:00

Neo_Version 7 said:
I hear that when you have kids, you're always up.

kind of true. not entirely if you can properly sleep train your kids, and even that is not a lock to always work.

JayJay said:
[COLOR=FF00AA][/COLOR]AGAIN? What did you watch? How do you make it through the day with so little sleep?

no movie or computer actually. on the phone with a buddy for over 2 hours.

and i dont know, but somehow, i can actually function as long as i get a minimum of 4 hours. less than that is iffy.

Liam O said:
I think we need to Vchip your tv, compy and anything else you can watch until 415 am.

see above.

in stitches · May 10, 2012

MrG said:
I'm sorry, but I have the laugh at your description. All I can picture is a crazed toddler destroying her bed in a frenzy.
Sucks she keeps waking up, though.

it was funny after the fact, i laughed when i told mrs stitch in the AM.

also, i said, go buy another pacifier clip, like now. lol. cuz yeah, it did suck at the time. thanks man, i know you have been there.

in stitches · May 10, 2012

Douglas said:
hi everybody, i drive a bimmer

cool

Douglas · May 10, 2012

in stitches said:
i just posted

in stitches said:
three times in a row

in stitches said:
despite having nothing to say

cool.

romafan · May 10, 2012

Douglas said:
I was leaving the parking lot where I'd just picked up a burrito from lunch. I had backed in to a spot that was the last spot on the row, separated from the access road by a small curb maybe 2-3 feet wide. I was therefore parked parallel to the access road, about 2-3 feet away from it, and facing the opposite of the direction I wanted to go.
When pulling out, I therefore had to make a very tight U-turn. The road is not frequently used as it runs behind the row of stores and most people access via the front. So it wasn't a problem because there's usually no traffic. But as I pulled out, a car was coming in the opposite direction and my wide U-turn took me, for a brief second or two, into her oncoming lane. She was coming fast around the buildings so hadn't seen my pulling out and I hadn't seen her coming. It was no problem, she merely had to brake for a second as I completed my hairpin-like turn and got back into the right lane.
She made this face at me and I could see her mouthing "What the **** are you doing?"
Of course there was a perfectly rational explanation for what I was doing but I could only sort of pantomime it in the 1.5 seconds I had as we drove past each other. She just looked at me, this fat stupid *****, shaking her head like I was some kind of moron.
In the end it was pretty embarrassing and I'm still annoyed about looking like the idiot in the BMW to this dumb chunker.

It is impossible to win in this type of situation. Exploding in retaliatory rage just ruins the rest of your day, and the only other satisfactory response would be to maybe toss a paint-filled ballon at her windshield. Best ot just pretend you're as stupid as they are - shrug your shoulders and give them a "C'mon, waddya want, people-kill-for-these-burritos"-type of fake smile

Douglas · May 10, 2012

romafan said:
It is impossible to win in this type of situation. Exploding in retaliatory rage just ruins the rest of your day, and the only other satisfactory response would be to maybe toss a paint-filled ballon at her windshield. Best ot just pretend you're as stupid as they are - shrug your shoulders and give them a "C'mon, waddya want, people-kill-for-these-burritos"-type of fake smile

That's pretty much what I did. I smiled and laughed and sort of moved my hands in a U-Turn like gesture, pointing back, as she sneered and shook her head as we passed.

But it burns to know she'll go home and tell her friends about this moron in a ZIM ZIMMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MAH BIMMA she nearly hit driving on the wrong side of the road today.

stitchy you like?

Piobaire · May 10, 2012

If that had been me in the other car I would have gotten my HOA to evict you.

imatlas · May 10, 2012

Piobaire said:
If that had been me in the other car I would have gotten my HOA to evict you.

I'm pissed off because my HOA has to hire a lawyer to explain the CC&Rs to try and resolve a running battle between the other two property owners in our building. If they can't come to an agreement, they're going to arbitration. They're not sticking the HOA with the bill, but it pisses me off because one of the owners is trying to claim that the other owners cannot add any new utilities, if it changes the existing utility footprint in the storage room. Technically they do own that space, however the rest of us have a non-exclusive easement to add any reasonable utilities. I read that to mean, if we want to add a solar power converter (for example), then they cannot stop us. They read it to mean, they have veto power over anything that happens in that space.

Of course it's really the wife who is stomping her foot and saying "It's all mine!" - her husband is a pretty reasonable guy most of the time.

in stitches · May 10, 2012

Douglas said:
cool.

i thought that would get your attention cock face

Douglas said:
That's pretty much what I did. I smiled and laughed and sort of moved my hands in a U-Turn like gesture, pointing back, as she sneered and shook her head as we passed.
But it burns to know she'll go home and tell her friends about this moron in a ZIM ZIMMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MAH BIMMA she nearly hit driving on the wrong side of the road today.
stitchy you like?

romafan · May 10, 2012

Douglas said:
That's pretty much what I did. I smiled and laughed and sort of moved my hands in a U-Turn like gesture, pointing back, as she sneered and shook her head as we passed.
But it burns to know she'll go home and tell her friends about this moron in a ZIM ZIMMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MAH BIMMA she nearly hit driving on the wrong side of the road today.
stitchy you like?

was your window down?

sometimes they are going slow enough that you have a chance to hock up a loogie, but really, the pepto for your burn is the old adage 'living well is the best revenge'

Gibonius · May 10, 2012

Had work league softball today. The field was wet from all the rain, and it was pretty much a mud pit around home. They added a bunch of dirt to soak it up, we figured it was probably ok. Not so much. Four people on our team got hurt: three quad strains, one back injury of some sort. Including me. I was at least in decent enough shape to play through the game, but we lost two people completely. So we ended up losing to a ****** team and now I can barely walk. Weeee.

in stitches · May 10, 2012

Gibonius said:
Had work league softball today. The field was wet from all the rain, and it was pretty much a mud pit around home. They added a bunch of dirt to soak it up, we figured it was probably ok. Not so much. Four people on our team got hurt: three quad strains, one back injury of some sort. Including me. I was at least in decent enough shape to play through the game, but we lost two people completely. So we ended up losing to a ****** team and now I can barely walk. Weeee.

is it a geriatric league?

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